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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As I stare into the void I often wonder, will death hold me like my mother never did, I am so sad, oh so sad, someone listen to my podcast

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. As I strode along the road, I blew my load upon a toad.

    By masonreloaded,
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  3. As I was being loaded into the back of the police car with my pants around my ankles, I realized I had misunderstood the concept of a flash mob.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  4. As I was choosing which pencil to use, I was reminded of a line from Hamlet: "Fetch me thy largest pencil, Osric, that I may insert it into my rectum"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. As I was going to St. Ives, I met a cat with seven eyes. I named him Chuck.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  6. As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives and I'm like, leave some for the rest of us, buddy!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. As I watched her walk out of the house and out of my life, I couldn't help but think, "dinosaurs are cool."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. As I watched the life leave his eyes I knew that I would never be Virtuous Knieval again.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. As I wiped my face off, she asked ¿Cómo estás?

    By DonovanTripp,
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  10. As I wiped the grease from my Ridged brow, I vow to plow the stink from thou, for I run this cafeteria, tanner

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  11. As I wither, and wilt with my increasing age, my once sensuous body has become a decrepit cage

    By LooseCheeksGasLeaks,
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  12. As incest porn is growing in popularity, weird shit is the new norm, why not listen to some more weird shit in those ol' ear holes while you pull it. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  13. As Iowa’s most feared mob enforcer, Bob “The Cob” Gobaldi was known for his signature “Cedar Rapids Slow Death”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. As it says in the Bible....

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. As it turns out the murder weapon was Bjork's spork. Information the Swedish Chef was sadly unable to communicate.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. as it turns out, oedipus rex is not about dinosaurs

    By Cathy ACKerman,
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  17. As it turns out, the "outbreak monkey" was your dirty donger all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. as jesus said, i'll always turn the other cheek. of my stupid little butt!

    By voichicoski,
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  19. As Jim Morrison’s mom used to say to him, “Hey, once you’re finished opening up the doors of perception, how about you crack open the garbage can...

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  20. As John Wayne Gacy once wisely told me, "One man's trash is another man--"

    By Doublelen,
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  21. As legendary New York Yankee Mickey Mantle once said, "I'm drunk!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. As long as I'm seriously fucked by midnight, it's cool.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  23. As long as I'm wearing them, these ruby red slippers will be safe as houses.

    By SweetBabyA,
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  24. As long as we are all airing our dirty laundry, could we PLEASE get some more clothespins?!

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. As long as you cry after masturbating it counts as sex

    By JacobBudd,
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