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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh Spidey, oh Spidey, please turn off the dark. It's been awhile since I've seen the light and I'm ready for some good old bing bong comedy.

    By TimCousins,
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  2. I guess you could say our shop teacher has a "hands-off" teaching style.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Ever since he got divorced, my boss has been riding the bus with me every day. It's awkward.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Why are you hitting on yourself?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. “Custom cars, kissing in the rain, neon, trains in the night, high-speed pursuit, rumbles, rock stars, motorcycles, jokes in tough situations, (CONTD)

    By Skeevins,
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  6. I can't say this catchphrase, it's far too filthy!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  7. In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you bake, Sara Lee.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  8. Batdance makes the heart grow fonder.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. How much for the dolly pants?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  10. Rock out with your caulk out! It's that time of year to make sure your windows are nice and sealed.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  11. 70% to 80% of household dust is made up of skin cells. Kansas was right!!!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  12. Is she still a lady after the fourth time?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  13. There are three things you can't teach: how to remember, how to care and....what was the other one? I don't know- who cares!?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  14. ...and in the end, it was the Baha Men all along.

    By Mobster84,
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  15. Look party people, that sort of disregard for hand waving will not be tolerated here!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  16. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Honey, did you hear the good news? My brother and his monkey wife are pregnant!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  17. If words are like the turds of birds then perhaps our prose is just so many piles of paltry poultry poop.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  18. I've heard it said that one can have too much of a good thing. Well, this week I've finally discovered what that good thing is: preserved meats.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  19. If you're looking for the place to be, you need look no further! We're already here and you're not welcome, you stupid pieces of shit!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  20. Rub this highly scented chemical laden bar of wax repeatedly across any recently disinfected bodily surface from which you secrete malodorous fluids.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  21. Mars Bars in Fancy Cars

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  22. Hakuna Matata Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye- I mean, Hello

    By MCB99,
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  23. I've heard of small fry, but STIR fry? Well, actually I HAVE heard of that. Sorry to trouble you.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. Health tip for the day - the best way to prevent colon cancer: stop pulling your butt open at the sun.

    By VonFaunch,
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  25. Little known fact - Liberace's final wish was to change the name piano to pian-yes. Google it.

    By VonFaunch,
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