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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A friend who bleeds is a friend indeed - old vampire proverb.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. A roll in the hand is worth a diarrhea in the bush

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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  3. It's a meet to pleasure you, let's dance like freaks and clap them cheeks.

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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  4. Everybody’s twerkin’ for the Wheat Thins.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. And then she divorced me just for singing “good riddance!” to the tune of the Hot Pocket jingle at her mother’s funeral.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Give me Cardi B or give me death!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  7. In days of old when knights were bold and toilets were not yet invented, they'd lay their loads beside the roads and walk away contented.

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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  8. Nothing gets me harder than blood flow to my penis.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. The ants go marching and they don't stop marching, all the live-long day.

    By transparentslimeball,
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  10. When you said the groomer gave her doggy style, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum--and I'm all out of bubblegum!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  12. "Shove gorgonzola in my Gorgon hole-a," demanded the lactose-curious Medusa.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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  13. If you sniff a butt, you may be a mutt. But if you lick a butt, you may be a slut.

    By Theslizardwizard,
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  14. Moses supposes his trichinosis diagnosis is another good reason to keep kosher.

    By Tranny Zuko,
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  15. Take the whole fam gambling, go grab your kin. Mam's rambling "go max or min!" Damn, all the bramble and gin. BAM! All the bets are in. I'm clamoring.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  18. Socks, Crocs or 'nocs, nobody birds for free.

    By Chaz Deferens,
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  19. Sunshine on my goshdarn shoulders.

    By TylerGarver,
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  20. Let’s park the car and blast Benny Hill Yakety Sax

    By TylerGarver,
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  21. Feed a man a truckload of beans and he’ll fart himself dead in an airtight room.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  22. Does anyone know how to move the fucking cursor in the new iOS?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Don’t piss on my electric fence and tell me it’s a lightning storm.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. If no one else has posted in 7 hours can I break the unwritten rule of no more than posts three in a row?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. You say “hot dog,” I say “Dachshund in the tropics.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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