New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Opinions are like onions. You can buy 'em; heck, you can even eat 'em in the privacy of your own home. But don't eat one in front of me. Don't you dar

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2. Don't judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes, then once your a mile away keep walking and enjoy your new shoes

   By DaveMarkus, August 22, 2015
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3. My otter got too wet. I'm not doing the show until somebody dries my otter.

   By ahhthenameistootsiebaby, August 22, 2015
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4. Kent Charisma is my name; disappointment is my game

   By KrangkaDelic, August 22, 2015
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5. Sound the alarm, I've just found Walt Whitman's killer ab routine workout VHS tape collection. Minus volume three.

   By greazey_bob, August 22, 2015
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6. They say write what you know. This one's called fairy tale flatulence.

   By greazey_bob, August 22, 2015
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7. I believe that pie begins at confection.

   By 3arl, August 22, 2015
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8. Businessmen, they drink my wine, but they paid above-market rate for a substandard vintage so I’m pretty okay with it.

   By brunchpants, August 22, 2015
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9. Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz! But not too crazy, this isn't the circus.

   By KatherineIsOdd, August 21, 2015
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10. For just the price of a cup of coffee, you can provide a child in need with a much-needed cup of coffee.

    By theoren_1, August 21, 2015
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11. i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by podcasts...

    By Smozi, August 21, 2015
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12. Congratulations, you all passed the oral exam - welcome to the Marines!

    By Smozi, August 21, 2015
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13. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. But when a snakelike fish bites off your thumb, that's a Moray eel.

    By Dale Cooper Black, August 21, 2015
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14. Lemmings was a game I used to play; so this is a catchphrase I'm going to say.

    By KrangkaDelic, August 21, 2015
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15. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Trak_peltasta.jpg/250px-Trak_peltasta.jpg

    By KrangkaDelic, August 21, 2015
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16. My grandfather kicked the bucket last night. He didn't have his glasses on, so he just walked right into the bucket.

    By Mister Malaka, August 21, 2015
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17. Hey nong sloopy! Sloopy hey NONG!

    By DustinWheeler, August 21, 2015   

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18. catchphrase suggestion

    By DustinWheeler, August 21, 2015   

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19. When it comes to buttons, I say more cushion for the pushin' because I have sensitive fingers, and I also like to fuck buttons.

    By ImmaculateWeiner, August 20, 2015
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20. "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the phrase that pays....just not very well"

    By RoryO'Donnell, August 20, 2015   

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21. Tom Brady drops back, evades the shuttlecock! Shoots the three! Past the goalkeeper! Home Run!

    By smitty, August 20, 2015
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22. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And then he made whoopie pies.

    By Frenchfries, August 20, 2015
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23. Rise and Shine! Cause if you don't it's back to molecular cloud from which you formed!

    By Frenchfries, August 20, 2015
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24. Like a Narcoleptomaniac steals dreams I'm here to steal your heart through your ears welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By KyleKyboBoyce, August 20, 2015
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25. I said hey, what's up?! hello-nong man!

    By KyleKyboBoyce, August 20, 2015
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