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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They're making the next Dr Who a trans.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. (singing) Thats the way (uh huh uh huh) I FUCKING HATE IT

    By AndrewGriffiths,
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  3. The Fonz oveslayyyyyyyyy igpayyyyyyyyy atinlayyyyyyyyy!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Oh, my Sklars and garters!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. "We're all gonna die," I screamed on a crowded subway. A tense moment followed, but we all had a good laugh when I said the next part: "Someday!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. OK everyone, you can take your stupid comments out of your pockets now!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Jay Leno, Jared Leto, Jello Pudding, the color Yellow

    By Jon1326657842,
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  8. Why go to all the trouble of thinking up clever bon mots when a simple "fuck you" will suffice?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. I've heard of a smart ass, but a smart PHONE? What will those clowns in Silicon Valley dream up next?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. Remember, people... Violence never solved anything! Except for that li'l ol' Hitler situation a while back.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. If Peter Peter is a pumpkin eater, and Peter Parker is a spider man, what does Peter Gryffindor?

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  12. Unfortunately, dear listeners, this episode of Comedy Bang Bang will not contain any plugs. Why, you ask? Because they're all in my butt!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  13. The Vengabus is coming. And everybody's jumping. New York to San Francisco. An intercity disco.

    By MrMoxie,
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  14. Yo mama so ugly not even SmarterChild would text her back.

    By smitty,
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  15. Cluck Me, Pluck Me, Shuck Me: The Oyster Rooster Memoirs

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  16. Slammer? But I barely know 'er! I only trade Pogs with friends.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  17. "'Thank you for letting me into your homes.' That's what I told Dr. Watson at the swinger's club."

    By Skeevins,
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  18. May it please the court, I'd like to get a little sexy with this.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. hey baby, how bout i take you out for a coffee and a powerpoint

    By gogmagog,
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  20. It's seven AM, and the sun continues to rise with an almost inhuman regularity

    By gogmagog,
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  21. Oh, you want me to give up my bus seat to make room for your baby stroller? Why should I be punished for your poor judgment?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Sly Stallones' colonic cologne signifies something intestinally intense - the scent itself (to Ghibelline or Guelph) foretells of a movement both immi

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Hey Ricky GErvais: you;re a fucking disgrace

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Now generally I'm not a betting man but $20 says I can make MY hand smell like YOUR ass.

    By VonFaunch,
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  25. Yo Yo-Yo Ma, even my Pinocchio yo-yo has no strings!

    By Mister Malaka,
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