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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sun's out buns out? Call me when it's moon's out poons out.

    By TongueInAssCheek,
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    • 165 views

  2. My name is Captain Lieutenant and I'm your Captain, not your Lieutenant, but I'm still in charge of you idiots

    By Harvey Catchatori,
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    • 160 views

  3. You aren't a true salesman until you wake up with a needle in your arm and a line of blow on your bedside table.

    By Chatterbox,
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    • 189 views

  4. Lin-Manuel was playing wheelbarrow with your mom - and I was in the room where it happened, the room where it happened, the room where it happened.

    By ClitoralGlitz,
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    • 203 views

  5. Doctor, my nurts hurts!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 227 views

  6. These silly fish get my silly wish and my wish is to dish, dish, dish

    By Fillmore Firmcore,   
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    • 227 views

  7. Stay ahead of the curve. Stand in front of slides.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 230 views

  8. Waka waka, who stole my maraca?

    By The-crawdaddy,
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    • 336 views

  9. Are you powerbottoming 'em, my man? No, I'm spermicidin' 'em, mum.

    By squidlust,
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    • 275 views

  10. The lips, the teeth, the tip of the dick, the whack of the sack, the crack of the bat. Ah, baseball.

    By squidlust,
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    • 272 views

  11. Once upon a midnight dreary I spanked your mom and she called me dearie

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 227 views

  12. When one door closes and another one opens, you may have a g-g-g-ghost!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 235 views

  13. Tickle my belly and call me daddy, then roll up a blunt and call us both fatties.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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    • 231 views

  14. Mary had a little lamb, even though Ms. Steenburgen knew it was against a city ordinance

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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    • 277 views

  15. Double, double, toil and trouble, yo mamma looks like Bryant Gumbel

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 222 views

  16. The Chicken Crossed The Road Because The Doctor Was A Woman. Now Get Out Of Here, Pagliacci

    By BatmansCousinFatman,
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    • 186 views

  17. Rock ‘em sock ‘em jerk off ‘em until they jizz from their cloaca

    By Our Lady of Perpetual Thirst,
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    • 473 views

  18. Chips, dips and pepperoni nips. All your football Sunday essentials all here at Walmart.

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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    • 271 views

  19. Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch. If it weren't for your torso, your neck would be your crotch.

    By Veni Vidi Victor,
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    • 151 views

  20. As Yoda once said, "Man, you Hey Nong"

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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    • 285 views

  21. Hey! Milk comes in Gallons too but I've never heard you complain about that...

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 232 views

  22. Gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free, except for grandpa he gotta pay all three.

    By TheWolfmansBrother69,
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    • 192 views

  23. Dry Napkins: Good for eating pasta, cumming, and tuning into this podcast, not only will you need to cum, but you'll need to wipe your face from all the tears of laughter.

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 198 views

  24. If Bigfoot is real just think how long his dick is.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  25. Do they call it a boner because it’s hard or because I only get one when I look at dinosaur fossils?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 185 views
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