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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stick your bones inside my stones and squirt until you hurt me

    By DingDongMan,
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  2. Save those butter nubs in exchange for grandma’s udder rubs in the back of this clutter club.

    By RandyButternubs,
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    • 150 views

  3. Well, pinch my loaf and drop me off at the pool with the Cosby kids. That was some good stroganoff.

    By RandyButternubs,
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    • 160 views

  4. If masturbation is murder then I guess I’m Robert Blake

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  5. Touch my butt and give me a tickle. I like to practice giving blowjobs by sucking on a pickle.

    By pukebreath,
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  6. Do me in the pooper. That would sure be super!

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  7. It’s like mother always said. The penis is a weapon that can be used to hunt squirrels

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. Sex is like chocolate. I like it in my ass.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  9. My mamma always said soup was good, until I tossed it in weird uncle Jerry's face, then she said soup was great!

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  10. Here we are behaving imaginary under truthful circumstances. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  11. Slipping on the giant banana peel of life is what I call a nice pie to the face, then comes the anvil and gives you a long hard phallic bump on the noggin. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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  12. Hey! Did you know? "Anal sex" is an anagram of "nasal ex"!

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  13. FROM THE FOUNDER OF 'ROUNDERS' IT'S THE REMAKE OF 'SOUNDER' STARRING CCH POUNDER

    By Pubes,
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  14. Shakespeare said "The play's The Thing", but I think it works better if the play's Mister Fantastic.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  15. The people demanded more Cake Boss, and today.... We deliver

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  16. C'mon. Take a ride in my sloppy jalopy.

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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    • 176 views

  17. Catchphrase

    By Suds,
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    • 208 views

  18. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 191 views

  19. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 205 views

  20. 'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  21. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I do hope you recycle it properly.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  22. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 216 views

  23. Welcome to THE THUNDERDOME. Please take your shoes off.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 186 views

  24. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons, into this novelty toilet-shaped mug.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 197 views

  25. Do robots dream of electric sheep? Mine only says "Gleep zorp bwoop beep".

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 210 views
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