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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Hey, you're in luck, asshole!"

    By Kenny J,
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    • 645 views

  2. Sauntering like an Egyptian tailor, this is Comedy Ylang Ylang.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,   
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    • 683 views

  3. "Don't get killed but if you do get killed don't get unkilled - your story would hurt our brand."

    By Kenny J,
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    • 520 views

  4. "Completely embarrassing and low in calories!"

    By Kenny J,
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    • 502 views

  5. "Fire up the lagman, the kompot and don't forget the kharcho!"

    By Kenny J,
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    • 588 views

  6. "Hi. My name is Jason Mantzoukas and I am the new official host of Comedy Bing Bong. What's up Jerks!"

    By The_Big_Chill,   
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    • 1046 views

  7. "Sing us a song, you're the piano man," sang the piano man, as he sang a song

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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    • 571 views

  8. "Everyday I'm Russellin, everyday I'm Russellin," sang misters Brand, Crowe, and Wilson as they disco walk the lane.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 607 views

  9. We don't deal in hypotheticals here, it's strictly corn chips and Monopoly money

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 548 views

  10. Mex-I-Can-'t Believe it! Welcome to the show, I'm Scott Gauc'-erman

    By liebot,
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    • 716 views

  11. Fine. The hugs are free, but, you gotta pay me SOMEthing for the judgements I'll make about you.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 623 views

  12. Don't be so flattered. It does that for everyone.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 502 views

  13. ...and it was ravaged by many moons and tides and the sands of time, and if you wanna make it in this biz you'll keep your mouth shut about it!

    By HeyNongerman,
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    • 758 views

  14. While mainly know as a menace, Dennis was also an accomplished dickhead.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 613 views

  15. Yummy yummy yummy I've got gloves in my tummy and I feel like I should see a doctor.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 625 views

  16. Let me get right to the point, you all are about to die....from laughter. But don't worry laughter is the best medicine.

    By Mobster84,
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    • 577 views

  17. The cat at my feet is almost asleep, but the pussy at my face is fully awake

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 646 views

  18. Thanks for uploading entourage movie, guys.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 472 views

  19. "Please CC me after class" said the online college professor.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 670 views

  20. They say there's a 96% chance of weather tomorrow, which would set a new record for most consecutive days of weather in a row.

    By Hunch Hondo,
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    • 693 views

  21. Put your pants back on and get off the roof, fiddler!

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 1 reply
    • 706 views

  22. rapunzel rapunzel, let down your family with that terrible rendition of Tainted Love

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 578 views

  23. Sure you can film me, I'm just not so sure the world WANTS to see a pile of talking charred remains.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 607 views

  24. Don't come at me with that nonsense! You gotta come FROM me with it.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 527 views

  25. Breathing, occasional blinking. If you experience either of these symptoms then there is a 100% chance that U GON DIE SON

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 556 views
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