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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Completely embarrassing and low in calories!"

    By Kenny J,
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    • 502 views

  2. "Fire up the lagman, the kompot and don't forget the kharcho!"

    By Kenny J,
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    • 588 views

  3. "Hi. My name is Jason Mantzoukas and I am the new official host of Comedy Bing Bong. What's up Jerks!"

    By The_Big_Chill,   
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    • 1048 views

  4. "Sing us a song, you're the piano man," sang the piano man, as he sang a song

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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    • 573 views

  5. "Everyday I'm Russellin, everyday I'm Russellin," sang misters Brand, Crowe, and Wilson as they disco walk the lane.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 608 views

  6. We don't deal in hypotheticals here, it's strictly corn chips and Monopoly money

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 548 views

  7. Mex-I-Can-'t Believe it! Welcome to the show, I'm Scott Gauc'-erman

    By liebot,
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    • 719 views

  8. Fine. The hugs are free, but, you gotta pay me SOMEthing for the judgements I'll make about you.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 624 views

  9. Don't be so flattered. It does that for everyone.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 502 views

  10. ...and it was ravaged by many moons and tides and the sands of time, and if you wanna make it in this biz you'll keep your mouth shut about it!

    By HeyNongerman,
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    • 768 views

  11. While mainly know as a menace, Dennis was also an accomplished dickhead.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 614 views

  12. Yummy yummy yummy I've got gloves in my tummy and I feel like I should see a doctor.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 627 views

  13. Let me get right to the point, you all are about to die....from laughter. But don't worry laughter is the best medicine.

    By Mobster84,
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    • 579 views

  14. The cat at my feet is almost asleep, but the pussy at my face is fully awake

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 648 views

  15. Thanks for uploading entourage movie, guys.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 473 views

  16. "Please CC me after class" said the online college professor.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 671 views

  17. They say there's a 96% chance of weather tomorrow, which would set a new record for most consecutive days of weather in a row.

    By Hunch Hondo,
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    • 693 views

  18. Put your pants back on and get off the roof, fiddler!

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 1 reply
    • 708 views

  19. rapunzel rapunzel, let down your family with that terrible rendition of Tainted Love

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 580 views

  20. Sure you can film me, I'm just not so sure the world WANTS to see a pile of talking charred remains.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 607 views

  21. Don't come at me with that nonsense! You gotta come FROM me with it.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 527 views

  22. Breathing, occasional blinking. If you experience either of these symptoms then there is a 100% chance that U GON DIE SON

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 565 views

  23. Hey what's the story with this piece of poop in the fridge?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 566 views

  24. Ain't got no sporks but we got foons a'plenty.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 600 views

  25. whenever you talk about hiking, I start my period.

    By kerryburied,
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    • 772 views
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