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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to Comedy Bunghole, my name is Flat Asserman.

    By theHollywoodHorses,
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  2. Pants were meant to be dropped. If they weren’t, my Glue Pants idea wouldn’t have bombed so hard.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Pee's and poop's are numbered because we're supposed to be keeping lifelong score.

    By Website,
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  4. Attention BangBus passengers: due to ongoing roadwork, the BangBus is experiencing delays of approximately fifteen minutes

    By Grannys_Chamber_Pot,
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  5. Grass, grass, or grass; no one rides this horse for free.

    By Grannys_Chamber_Pot,
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  6. Help take a bite out of crime, but don’t take a bite out of a criminal because that is a crime and, ironically, that will actually increase the crime rates in our fair city. So to recap, crimes, chomp away; criminals, back off.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  7. Losing a golf club at a golf club is the ultimate humiliation.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  8. Is this a dagger that I see below me and slightly to the left, back under the table a bit, wielded by a simpering, diminutive orphan?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Shart, and the world laughs at you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. The only way I’m getting fired is if they find a dead girl in my basement or a live boy in my bed....Actually, I’d probably have to take at least a leave of absence if they find a dead boy in my basement. On second thought, any boy or girl, alive or dead,

    By Olive_Duster,
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  11. No wonder my sex shop is losing money hand over fist! My top seller was supposed to be the humble dildo, but I didn’t realize just how easy it would be to shoplift!

    By Olive_Duster,
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  12. Why would I ever eat fruit that’s been by somebody’s foot?

    By Olive_Duster,
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  13. The first rule of Trite Club is: We always talk about Trite Club

    By MisterOriginality,
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  14. I need to teach my son a serious life lesson, but I’m doing it with a limerick to keep it lighthearted. I just need a word that rhymes with “Nantucket” and one that rhymes with “and that’s why you should never jerk off in a Best Buy bathroom stall.”

    By Olive_Duster,
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  15. When the snapper is red, go fishing for crappie.

    By Crusty,
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  16. Yum yum in my tum tum, but it feels like fire coming out of my bum bum

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  17. Come to the Dump

    By ActionMan-SkipIntro,
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  18. I know a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but can you please let all those crows out of your pants while we're eating?

    By Son of Shampoodler,
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  19. catchphrase

    By Jar Jar Stinx,
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  20. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I merely gave her a book of poetry after I crammed a cigar up her cooch. It was totally above board, almost clinical, really.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  21. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  22. All babies are fur babies.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Ring a ding dong dandy, my ding-a-ling smells like candy

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  24. Oktoberfest-beers make my boner best, here!---JAAAAAAZZ

    By JazzWitherspoon,
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  25. I'm livin' in sin with the Doublemint Twins.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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