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1. The Kree are teaming up with Sonic Youth- they're gonna build an expressway to yr Skrull.

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2. Jack and Jill went up a hill, so.....good for them i guess.

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3. you know it's not the heat that'll get ya, it's the illuminati.

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4. Doctor Eyeless will be unable to see you now. Come back when he changes his name and face.

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5. Careenin' down the ol' freeway in a turnip truck o' DEATH...which is a kind of turnip.

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6. I'm Sport Auklandman, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

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7. It's like Hamlet says, not taking a long time explaining stuff as opposed to taking forever to drag out what you're trying to say is the soul of wit

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8. I'm Scott Aukerman, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

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9. If you're not funny, why don't you go and jump off that bridge?

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10. Well, Huell, it's gonna take a hell of a lot of paperwork to get you out of this one!

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11. You should tell it like it is, but, right now, Satan's listening, so, shut the fuck up.

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12. If you've ever gone "crazy" or if you've ever done "drugs", if you've ever loved "God" or ever you were a "child"; you know magic is real.

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13. Roses may be red, and violets truly blue, but religion and politics are not appropriate for polite conversation.

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14. I WILL NOT SAY ANOTHER JOKE UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME MY FUCKING DANISH.

    By The_Big_Chill, July 29, 2015
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15. Trouble comes in threes. My Uncle BumPuddle cumms in trees, cos he's an owl! A Randy owl.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 29, 2015
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16. Never say never, except for those two times

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17. Girl you've got me so hot I'm sweating in my jeans

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18. No holes? No good!

    By SuzanneSmagala-Potts, July 29, 2015
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19. Swing and a Ms. Connect and a Mrs. I want a divorce.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo, July 29, 2015
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20. Hot pants, boy shorts, and seamless briefs. These are all awful children's names.

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21. Remember to get some milk on the way home.

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22. Because you're there and I'm here, listen closely and pretend we're eating cake.

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23. new catchphrase

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24. I originally came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but let's compromise. Who wants their ass licked?

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25. Digging at the bottom of a cup of Fage? Fruitless.

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