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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As short and as sweet as.....

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  2. Live nong, and prosper

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 510 views

  3. I spy with my little spy eye something I might be able to sell onto a government official for money - nicely done, Spy Eye

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 634 views

  4. 'Orange' rhymes with 'orange rinds' as well as Mothers' penis.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. fart heat is best when its your own, unless it's directed unto ones' weiner, in which case it's all good.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 644 views

  6. The city of Tyre once boasted a spire that spanned up to 90 cubits. It was all the rage until NIcholas Cage spat ham in a cup : oh such wild, free hub

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Everything tastes better with butter. Well, except for butter, which tastes exactly the same. The dairy lobby is deceiving us all!

    By Rutherford Atlas,
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    • 464 views

  8. I have returned with The Fist of Stankhole, great-father. Our village is saved.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 477 views

  9. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done...

    By Smozi,
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    • 579 views

  10. FIFA is the Lance Armstrong of Pro-Kickball

    By OrigamiMami,
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    • 684 views

  11. Nice nuts, bro!!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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    • 909 views

  12. Consolidate debt and carefully consider the long-term ramifications of adjusted interest rates? In this economy!?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 524 views

  13. Does the brood swoon? Does the egret regret? Hey, I'm just a cactus, buddy.

    By HeyNongerman,
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    • 682 views

  14. I'd gladly pay you today for a hamburger tomorrow - I'm an eccentric millionaire, money means very little to me.

    By LesJizzerables,   
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    • 697 views

  15. Sweet sassy molassy that's gooood root beer

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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    • 746 views

  16. Ladies! Ladies! The moon makes 'em crazies

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 523 views

  17. A mans best friend is a dog. That's why I married Betsy. On no, Betsy is a human. I'm sorry if that confused you.

    By Mobster84,
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    • 605 views

  18. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, there's about a 50/50 chance it's got a terrifying corkscrew penis!

    By scudwolf,
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    • 817 views

  19. Let's celebrate all the Dads and Grads out there, even though it is no longer the month of June. Dads and Grads deserve recognition all year round!

    By Dads and Grads Forever,
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    • 911 views

  20. New shoes, fresh haircut, bleached anus? Looks like someone's really gunning for that promotion.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 596 views

  21. If you look at my search history you can see into the future!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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    • 607 views

  22. Global warming? Bring it on-my soup is getting cold!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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    • 550 views

  23. A turkey ate my grits and it didn't even kiss them first

    By SteveH,
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    • 682 views

  24. It can happen to you, all your dreams can come true. It's terrifying

    By SteveH,
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    • 681 views

  25. Arm rests are for people who don't like punching

    By SteveH,
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    • 632 views
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