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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. fart heat is best when its your own, unless it's directed unto ones' weiner, in which case it's all good.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. The city of Tyre once boasted a spire that spanned up to 90 cubits. It was all the rage until NIcholas Cage spat ham in a cup : oh such wild, free hub

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Everything tastes better with butter. Well, except for butter, which tastes exactly the same. The dairy lobby is deceiving us all!

    By Rutherford Atlas,
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  4. I have returned with The Fist of Stankhole, great-father. Our village is saved.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done...

    By Smozi,
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  6. FIFA is the Lance Armstrong of Pro-Kickball

    By OrigamiMami,
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  7. Consolidate debt and carefully consider the long-term ramifications of adjusted interest rates? In this economy!?

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. I scream, you scream, we all scream, he's got a knife , but it's late so could you keep it down? K thanks!

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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  9. Let's celebrate all the Dads and Grads out there, even though it is no longer the month of June. Dads and Grads deserve recognition all year round!

    By Dads and Grads Forever,
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  10. Does the brood swoon? Does the egret regret? Hey, I'm just a cactus, buddy.

    By HeyNongerman,
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    • 684 views

  11. I'd gladly pay you today for a hamburger tomorrow - I'm an eccentric millionaire, money means very little to me.

    By LesJizzerables,   
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  12. Sweet sassy molassy that's gooood root beer

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  13. Ladies! Ladies! The moon makes 'em crazies

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. A mans best friend is a dog. That's why I married Betsy. On no, Betsy is a human. I'm sorry if that confused you.

    By Mobster84,
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  15. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, there's about a 50/50 chance it's got a terrifying corkscrew penis!

    By scudwolf,
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  16. New shoes, fresh haircut, bleached anus? Looks like someone's really gunning for that promotion.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. If you look at my search history you can see into the future!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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    • 607 views

  18. Global warming? Bring it on-my soup is getting cold!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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    • 551 views

  19. A turkey ate my grits and it didn't even kiss them first

    By SteveH,
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  20. It can happen to you, all your dreams can come true. It's terrifying

    By SteveH,
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  21. Arm rests are for people who don't like punching

    By SteveH,
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  22. Ladies and Gentlemen, David Bowie!

    By SteveH,
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  23. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus... and it ruined my parent's marriage.

    By Heynong Man,
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  24. Fool me once, I'll kill your dog

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 845 views

  25. Whoa sack sweaty, bamalam. Whoa sack sweaty, bamalam. It's sticking to my thigh, bamalam. Dip it in some pie, bamalam.

    By Shampoodler,
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