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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In Soviet Russia, hot log drops you

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Have you been injured in a hot log accident? Go to scorchedrim.com to see if you are eligible for a cash settlement.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 200 views

  3. Heavy is the head that bears the brown

    By fox the size of a guinea pig,
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  4. Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you. I prefer to 69, that way everyone gets eaten.

    By DingDongMan,
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  5. Quiddiching your snitch, Harry Potter

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  6. If you're going to ship a vibrator, at least make sure it's turned off first. The mail carrier already came twice

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  7. More money, more problems. More monkeys, more fresh delicious monkey’s milk.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  8. More money, more problems. More monogrammed clothes, more sonogrammed hoes

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  9. I’ll be dangled if my dingle dangled longer than your dongle.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  10. Speak the spake, I spay thee, Zarathustra

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  11. Someone better lay a finger on my Butterfinger because I’m packed with peanuts, so no Snickers until I’m satisfied.

    By Jsimpson32,
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  12. Forum?! I hardly knew 'um!

    By TunaSlut,
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  13. it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

    By Sam,
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  14. Paparazzi may take the photos, but it's Mamarazzi who hangs them up with care.

    By ForeignServer,
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  15. When you think you gotta fart, but it's liquid from the start, diarrhea

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  16. I took a chance in life but it didn't end well: my pants were full of shit and I had to kill myself.

    By Zit Geyser,
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  17. Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  18. “It was Mario with a wrench in the castle,” said Toadstool PI. “Luigi linguine spattered the walls and Yoshi was rotten and chopped up like week-old sashimi. Princess says he was hopped up on star power. All for a brick of 10 gold coins. Senseless.”

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  19. If you're feeling kind of sour, hop in my golden shower: The adventures of Robert Kelly

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  20. Daddy, Would You Like Some Soyrizo?

    By FortOneKnee,
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  21. Say what you want, it was very cool of Bill Burr to also refrain from making any jokes in his rebuttal of Chris Rock’s SNL opening monologue

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  22. What's Up sammi, i love you please don't date ben.

    By instaisavielgarces,
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  23. what's up hotdiggitydogitty lickety split see i need you to sit on where I pee.

    By instaisavielgarces,
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  24. Let’s eat grandmas, pussy. Punctuation matters.

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  25. If you're tired of your crotch goblins and miss having disposable income, I hear Wayfair has a great kids into cash program

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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