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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why buy the milk when you can buy a bunch of cows and get an even larger supply of milk?

    By Lee Tarvey Oswald,
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  2. My name is Scott Aukerman and if I'm ever charged with murder I definitely did it regardless of whatever I say.

    By justin,
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  3. That awkward moment when I realize I only speak in sentence fragments rather than complete sentences. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By PeteKresock,
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  4. When the red river's a'flowin, take a sip, and savor it! It's not every day someone pours three tons of Kool-Aid powder into the Mississippi!

    By Lee Tarvey Oswald,
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  5. Gather round and listen close, for every so often you'll hear the sweet tones of the wind, whistlin' through my whistlin' bunghole.

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  6. My fault? We wouldn't even be here if hadn't rubbed the amulet.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  7. Gobble gobble gargle gargle gurgle gurgle goes the turkey drowning in Scope.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Ostensibly working out for heart and tone, his hidden drive would drive him far from home, and when Panopticas' impressive lid shut sleepily his spiri

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. When the chips are down, I'm down to clown, if only to pick those chips back up. I'm hungry for some chips!

    By scudwolf,
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  10. The early bird catches the worm; that's why I tell all my worms to sleep in.

    By Mobster84,
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  11. Pucker up, buttholecup.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Welcome to the Cat Ranch, Herr Trump Führer. When was the last time you cried?

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Keep your friend's toes and your enemy's toaster.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Look, listen, and smell that bacon sizzlin'

    By Atypical,
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  15. Blastoise? I hardly knew her

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  16. I only came here to do two things: host podcasts, and recite catchphrases, and it looks like I'm all out of catchphrases.

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  17. And the award for biggest penis of all time goes to, SCOTT AUKERMAN!?

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  18. uh, it's pronounced GIFS

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  19. A sense of ennui on weed and off weed.

    By The_Earl_of_Sandwich,
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  20. The last time I sawed you was when you were in my magic act!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  21. A bird in the bush is worth half a bird in the hand. That's just math.

    By Razor Boy,
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  22. Puffin' on a phat blunt, what punk - you don't know the half?!?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Thebes is for dweebs - Luxor's the fuck shore.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. way to trot out a main course, stenzlinzky ...guess we'll all be howin down on some back alley kung pow scruples now that o flahertys got the big ch

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. I kind of feel like Rumpelstiltskin just would have been a more involved parent.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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