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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I tried to adopt a beer kid from Australia but I think something got lost in translation.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  2. Are you taco to me, or is it just Taco Tuesday?

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  3. Scream and shout at the grout because I have gout and those tile-layers were very sloppy.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  4. I like to watch Space Forts and imagine me and Ben Schwartz are escorts with face warts, baking spice tortes in our tight jorts while doing ​​​​​​​fat snorts of space quartz

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  5. I like less than half of you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Keep your pants on, ladies of France. We can see everything through that hole in the wall.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Danny Aiello

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Life is full of possibilities. I'll sit with my bag of potato chips and wait for them to happen.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. When I signed up for pee wee football it was my understanding that Paul Reubens would be coaching.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
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  10. RECTUM??? IT DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!!

    By andrewwatson,
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  11. If you drink my milkshake, there will be blood

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  12. I know, I know, I know... I shouldn't have worn bubblegum pants to a gum-chewing party.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Sucky sucky for Yucky Chucky the Lucky Ducky.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  14. Are you a postmodern interior design student or are you just happy to see me

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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  15. No one cares about your year old catchphrase you keep dragging up over and over again

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  16. My name is Jayman. I can't create, man. So I just rehash old bits and take big shits on the people who try every day, man.

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  17. If you ain’t got time to take a fast train, you certainly don’t have time for this one, Mr. Thompson. This is a children’s ride.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  18. Hello, I’m Scott Aukerman, calling on behalf of a national podcasting firm. We’re talking with people all across the country today and would like to crack a few jokes with you on a confidential basis.

    By LittleSeanyBoy,
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  19. Hello, world— I took a computer programming class, and all I got was this lousy two-word sentence.

    By SomeFX,
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  20. These hot pants make Euripides' Shorts look like Socrates' Capris!

    By Son of Shampoodler,
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  21. Thou shan't shit thy shants.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  22. Riddle me this, riddle me that, when did my butt turn into a 10-gallon hat?

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  23. All for sleazedom and for liquid pleasure. Have you seen my tape measure? Everybody wants a vocational school.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  24. I pansted you by chance you'd let me glance that fu manchu

    By rumdumpster,
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  25. Means a lot, cool bean.

    By Sealionwhales,
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