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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. rock lobster, smock tobster, clock jobster, mock sobster, hawk gobster, chalk chobster

    By rumdumpster,
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  2. Hickory dickory dock, I love and respect my wife.

    By ButtSniffMagooOrSomeShit,
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  3. snooters mctooters, my favorite pornos are first person shooters

    By rumdumpster,
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  4. Psssshhh. I could do that if I were him.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  5. That's alotta nips babe, a whole lot of nipples...

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  6. I'd like to say we aren't that stupid, but then I look back at my friends trying to climb an electric pole and I see your point.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  7. Cars can fuck your dad. What do you think he's been doing in the garage all these years?

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  8. i'm in pain [full stop] never mind it came [big plop]

    By rumdumpster,
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  9. Delivery Driver, nip to the toilet for thirty seconds and miss thyself.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. The fire, the sea, the wind, and sound; these four elements prove that the earth isn’t round

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  11. Stop all the presses and hold the phones, I'm gonna dig up your mother and fuck her bones

    By BallzDownUnder,   
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  12. Baby, you want it the easy way or the diseasey way?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  13. What would you do if your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he’s hungry, and the only way to feed him is to pick up a spoon and say zoom zoom, but you’re afraid of planes?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  14. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, grandpa got beheaded by a ski. He sees you’ve all been making war on Christmas. Santa, who will your next victim be?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  15. Grandma, you may have died in the meth den fire, but we’re still gonna freebase the green bean casserole and panty raid the bingo hall.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  16. When moving heavy objects, I always lift with my neck and my back rather than my pussy and my crack

    By Egregious Philbin,
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  17. My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and I’m like go home I only made one.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  18. Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  19. Some like McDreamy, and others McSteamy, but old Doctor Scholes puts the cream on my weenie

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  20. Old Santa is clever, and he knows lots of tricks. He pretends stockings are pussies, and presents are dicks

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  21. Marscapone, Mark Maron, slap me with your lovers bone

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  22. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Where there’s a Walmart, there’s often also a subway. And when you only have a tiny shred of will to live, there’s always a way your life can get even shittier.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  23. Till the grass, till the seed, Tilda Swinton, WAP indeed

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  24. I flee, you flee, we all flee from Godzilly.

    By slowestjogger,
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  25. I'm sure I'm fucking this up

    By Hotpocketsintheocean,
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