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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sexy teens? Never heard of 'em!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 186 views

  2. Throw that stupid baby out, anywhere, into the street is fine, I really could care less. But don’t you dare spill a drop of my precious bath water.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  3. Catchphrase pro tip: “Nantucket” rhymes with “suck it” and “fuck it”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 196 views

  4. A hot log a day keeps the Balrog away.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  5. Regrets—I’ve had a few. The most recent being choosing to read this catchphrase submission.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 190 views

  6. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Those are the names of my testicles.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 203 views

  7. Hands up, don’t shoot. That’s the way we like to fuck.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 210 views

  8. Thunder only happens when it’s raining. I can only poop when I am straining.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 268 views

  9. Used adult diaper: $47. Tinkled-in unders: $74. Soiled sanitary napkin: $38. Finally having a pen pal: Priceless. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.™️

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 221 views

  10. Hello Operator, give me number 9. I’ve got a strong addiction to tummy tickling swine.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 229 views

  11. hoobah woobah tony shalhoubah, hoobah woobah tony shalhoubah

    By rumdumpster,
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    • 175 views

  12. *Yawn* Boring catchphrase by a boring user

    By MayorOfBoringTown,
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    • 182 views

  13. Let's check the stock market...mmm...bully

    By MayorOfBoringTown,
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    • 180 views

  14. Ah, the grass is coming in nicely over here (IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT??)

    By MayorOfBoringTown,
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    • 194 views

  15. I like a good slice of blueberry pie (I HOPE I'M NOT OFFENDING ANYONE)

    By MayorOfBoringTown,
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    • 173 views

  16. Oy gevalt. My political rival is at it again.

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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    • 323 views

  17. What is love? Baby, don’t taze me, no bro.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 206 views

  18. Aw crud, I spilled belly button droppings all over my brand new sandwich.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 227 views

  19. I’m a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas, watch me tie my own penis around my neck.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 248 views

  20. Barf Boy boffed Biff’s bevy of beef. AGAIN.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 226 views

  21. Brusha brusha brusha your pubey pubey pubies. Momma's got a hot date at O' Charley's!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 219 views

  22. What in the H-E-double hockey stick are you doing with that hockey stick, Grandma?

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  23. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Humpty Dumpty lives in the U.S. and has a pre-existing condition and doesn’t have insurance. RIP Humpty.

    By DirtyDiaperCheese,
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  24. If you can’t do the time, don’t get caught doing the crime. Or alternatively, get a good lawyer who can get you a reduced sentence. Why can’t you do the time anyways? You don’t seem very busy with all the crime you’ve been doing.

    By Timbreh,
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    • 168 views

  25. My children complain, they live sheltered life. Now they sleep outside among the dogs!

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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