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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Listen son, wet dreams are a natural part of growing up. And if you're anything like your old man, get used to seeing a lot of Ernest Borgnine.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Bee (small), gets into mellow mood and sleeps; mellow mood and sleeps - mellow mood and sleeeeps

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, that would make me sad, because I want to have my butts and eat my nuts.

    By MattKerbel,   
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  4. And you will know my name is The Lord, when I get a man in a dress to ask you for money every Sunday.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Heynong man! This is not that kind of show!

    By jayjayvee,
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  6. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless that doctor is Dr. J, which in that case, slam dunk motherfucker

    By tommychup,   
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  7. It's Monday, and that means it's Moist Dad Monday!

    By NateKushner,
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  8. My favorite italian bass player has gotta be Spageddy Lee!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  9. You can't just glue human hair onto Legos and expect to be taken seriously as a scientist. Oh wait, this email says you can do that. Cool.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. In lieu of reading a catchphrase today I am going to quietly touch myself for ten seconds starting now.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Snowpiercer wasn't about fucking snowmen at all. 1 star.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. In the argument about best Star Trek captain, I found myself hoisted on my own Picard.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. Bring out the confetti, it's time for a brand new type of though love, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By Mister Smart,
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  14. Andre Johnson ain't got nuttin to fuck with

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Pyotr rabbit packed his pockets full of chili poppers, ranch dressing and everlasting gobstoppers, carry the nine

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. You call yourself an invisible robot ninja from another dimension? I've seen armchairs more cartilaginous than you.

    By SamRae,   
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  17. The only type of revolution that I believe in is Dance Dance Revolution.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  18. The off speed pitch misses just off the plate, running the count full. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By JamesCurle,
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  19. Kiss my shrapnelly ass, you magnetic bastard!

    By Razor Boy,
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  20. Apparently I'm not vegan enough for your little club so me and my leather codpiece must bid you good day.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Kids, please stop farting on Senator McCain.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. I scream, you scream, we all scream, he's got a knife , but it's late so could you keep it down? K thanks!

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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  23. You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  24. It goes without saying...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  25. Our guest today on Cesar 911 is American sex symbol Todd Barry.

    By Shampoodler,
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