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1. What are all these ceramic frisbees doing in the cupboard and why doesn't Mom wanna play?

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2. "Never mix whites with blacks" Said the racist laundry attendant.

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3. I'm pretty sure the guy and girl from that Len song "Steal My Sunshine" were brother and sister, which makes it really creepy to watch the music video

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4. If wishes were fishes, then I'd eat a fuck load of fishes.

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5. Are you a fan of non-sequitur pick up lines, or should we go back to my place?

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6. Good news, if you're still drunk, it's not alcoholism

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7. I've heard that a penny saved is a penny earned, but shaving Ernest Hemingway for loose change?... That's just crazy.

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8. 'Handle balls like you're the lotto' - that's the Grotto motto.

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9. Ish Kabibble sits and dribbles, confined to the minds of a few; while Jim Carey (flighty; contrary) - infuses global celebrity with bloods' red hue.

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10. Look inside yourself there yoill find they truth. There you'll find the light. There you will find Comedy bang Bang

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11. I say "tomato", you say "tomato", we all say "tomato" for ice cream!

    By allenpwilliams, June 28, 2015
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12. Trees are stupid punch a tree.

    By Shampoodler, June 28, 2015
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13. Every day is hump day for my girlfriend, if you know what I mean. She's a hunchback.

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14. Get with the pogram, Uncle Joe

    By KrangkaDelic, June 28, 2015
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15. I am the Great God of the Mountain: and my shoulder's are made from the clouds.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 28, 2015
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16. Tauntaun blues: everybody guts one

    By KrangkaDelic, June 28, 2015
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17. Omar's cummin', yo! Omar's cummin'!

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18. Mad props to people of all different sickles and hammers.

    By Bronson Magnifico, June 28, 2015
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19. pack up the fireworks, it's submarine drag racing time baby!

    By I am banksy, June 28, 2015
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20. it's kind of like a lazer house

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21. we're all friends here so tell me the truth, did you touch the duck?

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22. What the heck?

    By allenpwilliams, June 28, 2015
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23. Sock it to me, and while youre at it, hat it to your cousin

    By killat13, June 28, 2015
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24. It's Weekends on All Things Considered on NPR News; I'm Guy Raz.

    By SusannaDooleyBoney, June 27, 2015
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25. If James brown is the godfather of soul, why'd he get so mad when I asked him to fix my shoes?

    By SusannaDooleyBoney, June 27, 2015
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