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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. And then she called me an inattentive lover, or something.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 605 views

  2. Waiter, can I get some ice water on my genitals? Sorry, MAY I get some ice water on my genitals?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 538 views

  3. Turds of a feather flush together.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. The Electric Mexican-American is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

    By Razor Boy,
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  5. I've heard of people being merry and gay, but people being gay and married!?

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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  6. Pony! Hay! Mustache! Pony! Hay! Mustache! Getcha rides here. Hot off the precious. Two bits for a dollop a wallop.

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. We write wrongs, despise fight songs, and sport dramatically tight thongs. All that and a bag 'a' chipped beef

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. Spilling coffee on a Gameboy cartridge? That's a mugs' game, yo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I politely asked Bigfoot not to sasquatch me go to the bathroom, yeti continues to do so.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 531 views

  10. Cottage cheese kisses under a maple syrup moon begin to burst my beef bubble

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  11. I went to see some stand up with Paul F Tompkins but he ruined it with his off mic laughter!

    By Bumpy,
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  12. If the jaberwocks a dance crew, then whose heads am I galumphing back with?!

    By SusannaDooleyBoney,
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  13. Baby boomers beware, because bills become burdensome battling bears

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 606 views

  14. Viagra for women?! What's next, tramp stamps for gramps?â„¢

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  15. You're just a mouse in a maze, I'm just a frog on a log. Let's fuck.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 555 views

  16. Coutney Love it or hate it, just auto-felicitate it

    By thecrench,
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    • 715 views

  17. Nobody's daughter is Pretty on the inside, but dig deep enough and you'll strike gold

    By thecrench,
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    • 549 views

  18. Two hundo soakin wet but get a load of those Gams

    By thecrench,
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    • 606 views

  19. Big ups to people of all stars and stripes

    By SteveH,
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    • 1921 views

  20. Shampooin' Shamu, 'swhat I love to do.

    By Razor Boy,
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  21. Ay Nong Mon Iree Iree Rasta Rasta

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 630 views

  22. Here's what I don't get, you didn't even try to shoot the balloon down once you realized he was not really Pat Sajak, as he claimed to be? Seriously?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 512 views

  23. Sure, I could submit a catchphrase that revolves around the word "fartsauce", but you know what, I'm classier than that.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 536 views

  24. What's up, HotNong?

    By SteveMartinLawrence,
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    • 496 views

  25. Comedy Bang! Bang! Because everyday is ladies' night day.

    By SteveMartinLawrence,
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    • 410 views
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