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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Where have all the cow toys gone?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 151 views

  2. She can poke my hauntus any day

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 153 views

  3. I like king tut and I cannot lie

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 147 views

  4. I am fleeting, I am you, I am forever present though gone forever.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 140 views

  5. Save big money at My-nards.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. How big is the bird gonna be? Well, if it’s called ‘Big Bird’ it’s gotta be pretty big...like, 3 feet at least.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 155 views

  7. Gimme the milk

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Where’s the party? Can I come? I’m pretty into parties and fun and stuff.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 145 views

  9. Waltzing Matilda isn't even a waltz. God, Australians are dumb.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 276 views

  10. Release the power of the shenstone

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 157 views

  11. Fart as one. Fart together.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Get ready for my Garth Vader impression - “Hey Luke. I’m totally your Dad. Naaaaauuuugght”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, you can't fool me twice, my momma didn't raise no fool!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  14. Teach a man how to use a fishing rod, feed him for a lifetime, teach a man how to use phishing on Rod Stewart, he'll be able to afford something besides fish!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  15. And in the end the love you take, is equal to the leaves you've raked. I TOLD you you should have taken that job at your Uncle Sal's landscaping business! 

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  16. Anybody wanna have dinner with their ex and have them text you when they make it safe to their new girlfriend’s house later?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 188 views

  17. For my second wedding, only the back of my dress will be white.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. There’s a skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  19. There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 202 views

  20. There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 217 views

  21. Jason Mantzoukas’ Bubly flavor of choice is cherry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Ovaries are found ovar the genitals while undaries are found undar the genitals, but for some reason those gonads are called testicles.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 196 views

  23. Food goes in the top end, poop comes out the bottom end, and if you can keep both ends clean you're doing alright.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  24. How come when I order chicken fries from the poverty shack I get crispy fried chicken, but when get steak fries at a nice restaurant they're dropping potatoes on my ass!

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 179 views

  25. Get the shovel.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 142 views
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