New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. We write wrongs, despise fight songs, and sport dramatically tight thongs. All that and a bag 'a' chipped beef

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2. Spilling coffee on a Gameboy cartridge? That's a mugs' game, yo

   By KrangkaDelic, June 27, 2015
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3. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Fridolin_Leiber_-_Holy_Trinity.jpg/440px-Fridolin_Leiber_-_Holy_Trinity.jpg

   By KrangkaDelic, June 26, 2015
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4. I politely asked Bigfoot not to sasquatch me go to the bathroom, yeti continues to do so.

   By Shampoodler, June 27, 2015
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5. Cottage cheese kisses under a maple syrup moon begin to burst my beef bubble

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 27, 2015
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6. I went to see some stand up with Paul F Tompkins but he ruined it with his off mic laughter!

   By Bumpy, June 27, 2015
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7. If the jaberwocks a dance crew, then whose heads am I galumphing back with?!

   By SusannaDooleyBoney, June 27, 2015
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8. Baby boomers beware, because bills become burdensome battling bears

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 27, 2015
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9. Viagra for women?! What's next, tramp stamps for gramps?™

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 27, 2015
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10. You're just a mouse in a maze, I'm just a frog on a log. Let's fuck.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 27, 2015
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11. Coutney Love it or hate it, just auto-felicitate it

    By thecrench, June 26, 2015
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12. Nobody's daughter is Pretty on the inside, but dig deep enough and you'll strike gold

    By thecrench, June 26, 2015
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13. Two hundo soakin wet but get a load of those Gams

    By thecrench, June 26, 2015
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14. Big ups to people of all stars and stripes

    By SteveH, June 26, 2015
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15. Shampooin' Shamu, 'swhat I love to do.

    By Razor Boy, June 26, 2015
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16. Ay Nong Mon Iree Iree Rasta Rasta

    By Shampoodler, June 26, 2015
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17. Here's what I don't get, you didn't even try to shoot the balloon down once you realized he was not really Pat Sajak, as he claimed to be? Seriously?

    By Shampoodler, June 26, 2015
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18. Sure, I could submit a catchphrase that revolves around the word "fartsauce", but you know what, I'm classier than that.

    By Shampoodler, June 26, 2015
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19. What's up, HotNong?

    By SteveMartinLawrence, June 26, 2015
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20. Comedy Bang! Bang! Because everyday is ladies' night day.

    By SteveMartinLawrence, June 26, 2015
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21. I know I'm an organ donor, but all I have is my mothers grand piano. Will that do?

    By Mobster84, June 26, 2015
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22. Nong Fishin!

    By KrangkaDelic, June 26, 2015
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23. Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend. I wish this mall wasn't so big.

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite, June 26, 2015
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24. Sorry Amazon, I've already got a robotic drone to handle my package. #MYWIFE!

    By Shampoodler, June 26, 2015
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25. Sly was wise in picking you, Stephen Hawking: this DNA machine means we can get Julian the Apostate AND Claudius Coelicoloe for Expendables 4.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 26, 2015
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