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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Dennis Leery this guy, i felt his eyes all over me, worse than that I think he stole some of his material from Bill HIcks and Louis C.K. yuky

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. I want to travel to Uranus. Before you laugh, I'm an astrophysicist. Now bend over.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Pat Sajak... That's just a weird name. I'm sorry we can't hire you.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. It's hip to be square, oh sure, but its hip crushing to be in the squared circle,don't believe me? Just ask Turtle - OK?!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Trench bottoms are to be raked and immediately covered, except if the land fill is abandoned, then anything goes.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she considered a terrible jewelry appraiser.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. How are all your subtle little muff ports this evening? Comely, I'll wager .....

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Baby you must be poorly processed applesauce, because you too damn thick!

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. You can't polish a turd, but googly eyes might help.

    By Razor Boy,
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  10. ..

    By sunsoutgunsout,
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  11. Friends, Friends everywhere. Pass that Zza and take a sip.

    By AndyDunn,
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  12. Now it's time for everybody's favorite portion of the show, The Catchphrase! This weeks' Catchphrase is; Now it's time for everybody's favorite portio

    By souprman,
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  13. In space no one can hear you cream.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Betcha can't eat just one! What's that, you betcha can? Well, I was referring to "one" plate full of pig testicles. Not so confident now, huh?

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. From catch phrase to plugs / It's high-quality content / That's a good haiku

    By Razor Boy,
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  16. Perspective is a funny thing. Like farts and Fraggle Rock

    By greazey_bob,
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  17. Strawberry fields for like just two more minutes

    By greazey_bob,
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  18. I don't think it's fair that other people in the world can eat crullers too.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. I'm watching two doves hump on a power line outside my window. That's it, no punchline.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Mondays... I like lasagna. Let's annoy Jon. Wry grin.

    By bertjerred,   
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  21. My chimney installing business failed because after each job I'd tell the person "it's on the house!"

    By JamieAyling,
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  22. Welcome to Comesy Bang! Bang! Thank you to Kevin Murphy for that catchphrase submission.

    By KevinMurphy,
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  23. Oh no! Perry Como is throwing fro yo at the Duomo! Don't just stand there like a yo-yo, call the popo, Quasimodo!

    By Bumpy,
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  24. Hello and welcome to Cumdaddy Ding-dong for another freaky week, I’m Cock Stalk-A-Man…..and I love dick!!

    By messy_rimjob,
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  25. Don't go to the zoo with Know-it-all Schwarzenegger. He'll be the first to tell you, "It's not a puma!"

    By Razor Boy,
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