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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Que Pasa, Kielbasa?!

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  2. Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, guess it's time for Alfred to give him a bath (Robin gets to watch but has to leave if he touches his crotch)

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 224 views

  3. Amy Poehler looks at a divided nation... this Fall, on "Poehlerized."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Amy Poehler starts dating women, now, too, this Fall, in "Bi Poehler."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. I'm here now. But if I am here, now, why am I still looking at there, then? They shouldn't be here, not now. I was only there then to be here now, I'm only here now to be there, then. So am I here then, or am I there now? Guess it's neither here nor there

    By prick flicker,
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  6. In Soviet Russia, mask wears you!

    By Mengyao Junjie,
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  7. Goldilocks' flirty glance pours hot porridge in big daddy's pants.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. This week on "Grizzly Man: Ironic Celebrity Edition", Amy Poehler gets eaten. No, like, by a bear.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  9. "United" comes from the latin, meaning "only one Ted". Mr. Nugent, Senator Cruz; You two dickweeds are going to have to fight it out to see who stays on this flight.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  10. Snowin' AND Blowin'? Ok, you were right- Jingle Bell Square is a pretty dope club, baby.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  11. No baseball this spring, no wintertime hockey. Bring me your face and I'll teach you bukkake.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  12. This is my penis, and this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun, and it's not the one you're thinking of.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  13. At the end of the day, it's all about family - more specifically stepmoms.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  14. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Get off the ride. Puke on your nephew.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  15. Ah, patience. It’s like my grandpa always said “let me get my ass behind me, boy.”

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  16. Roll up your sleeves and grab a muffin, First one to giggle gets thrown into the Sarlaac pit.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  17. Oh no! this bubble gum pop expired six decades ago.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  18. Why aren’t there more songs about cabbage?

    By Space jamming,
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  19. Wouldn’t you say, that a great question to ask at a funeral is “do you suspect foul play?”

    By Space jamming,
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  20. the burning bush moses talked to was just an unshaven pussy with crabs

    By buttplugitinplugitin,
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  21. My eyes drifted down someone’s mask today. I got busted, it was awkward, so I slowly walked away.

    By Space jamming,
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  22. Liquor store? I don’t even know where her store is located! Seriously, can someone explain the clitoris to me?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  23. There once was a witch who lived in the south, who punched my balls and spit in my mouth.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  24. On Dancer, On Prancer, On Vixen. Especially on Vixen!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  25. I’ve got a booty like a Cadillac: Designed in the 70’s and, if we’re being candid, a little overpriced for what you actually get.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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