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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's happenin' edible tube filled with pig parts?

    By Gobertron1986,
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    • 707 views

  2. I like my women like I like my coffee, raised by illiterate peasants.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 2 replies
    • 862 views

  3. Were eye to have a hypothetical infection it would be subjunctivitis

    By JohnLewis,
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    • 711 views

  4. Twas a gassy Lassie that met Classy Freddie Blassie in late September that year The moon was high, and Freddie gasped 'Oh my!' when he smelled somethi

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 775 views

  5. Nobody loves you long time like your first time

    By watchayakan,
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    • 720 views

  6. For the last time! Me and Mr. Cooper were just hangin'

    By googergieger,
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    • 558 views

  7. What's the word, Larry Bird?

    By googergieger,
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    • 745 views

  8. Don't go chasing waterfalls, they're stationary landscape features.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 602 views

  9. She was a great aunt or a great ant, we'll never know for sure.

    By SarahVanCleve,
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    • 407 views

  10. Look, I don't mean to be a dick, but...you are what you eat.

    By teknopathos,
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    • 506 views

  11. I asked a girl on the street when she was due; she said eight months and three weeks, so she was still pretty pissed that I asked, welcome to CBB

    By MitchRosenthal,
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    • 663 views

  12. Time flies when you're having fun, but when you're having a sandwich, it moves at the usual pace

    By StopAwwCmon,
    • 0 replies
    • 862 views

  13. You can run it by your lawyer if you want, but I'm telling you that this honorary doctorate allows me to check you for a hernia bro.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 628 views

  14. Stu the Street Magician leaned in to hear his mother's last words... "It's not a real job if you don't fill out a W-2."

    By fartmitzvah,
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    • 860 views

  15. Bruce Banner eats a big meal, blacks out, and wakes up later in a huge pile of green shit. This is my dream.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 623 views

  16. You bring the scissors, I'll bring the batteries. Let's save the rec center!

    By JosephSchmo,   
    • 0 replies
    • 496 views

  17. Hook me up Obi-Wan, you're my only dope dealer.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 575 views

  18. Sorry, booze hounds, the only ale we serve around here is ginger. This is a Canada Dry county.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 672 views

  19. Thank you for downloading the Comedy Bang! Bang! Podcast. I hope you enjoy the episode. Let's start.

    By Shrek & Donkey Kong,
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    • 786 views

  20. John Updike has had enough tripe - give him some shoulder cuts, just like D.H. Lawrence loves.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 552 views

  21. I like my Justice non-soggy and I've a partner named Foggy; I'm DareDevil: The Saviour Man

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 581 views

  22. Premature freeholdings are met with the coolest of vibe-jibes now that Roland is sat behind the furrybump.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 521 views

  23. Al Gore went to the dentist to have someone look at An Inconvenient Tooth

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 530 views

  24. Hit the sticks and shit some bricks, dickheads. Here comes your new daddy.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 759 views

  25. Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce... on second thought, stop toying with the pickle and tell it how you really feel, the lettuce will understand.

    By noblegnarble,
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