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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. All the downtown ladies call me “treetop lover”. All the mens just call me squirrel.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  2. No thanks, last time I ate peanuts I became a registered sex offender

    By Skytalker,
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    • 1166 views

  3. Don't be sad little oven, that MICRO wave is still good for some lovin'

    By Michael_Waves,
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    • 286 views

  4. “Hots up what dog?” No thanks. Then bear, bun bat.

    By Bayou Pikachu,
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  5. “Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done.“ “Okay Dad, I’ll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I’m gay.“

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 216 views

  6. Regret makes me wet, but I git hard for gift cards.

    By George Feliz,
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  7. I heard a foray in my foyer, over to play with a toy or, so I believed, but I was deceived. T'was only foreplay to a voyeur.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  8. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. Easy peasy, lemon tiddies, cannot squeeze 'em. pinchy pinchy?

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 239 views

  10. More like Dunkin’ Deeznuts

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 229 views

  11. I joined the Sea Org and all I got was crabs on my Tube Org

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 239 views

  12. I can appreciate a capable forager as much as anyone... but please sir, could you remove my nuts from your mouth?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Hindsight is 20/20 when you're lookin' at butts at the opthamologist

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  14. My window cant dim tho and thats why I have shades

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  15. These are some real nice ears you gots here. Be a real shame if you was to stop listening to the show and something was to happen to 'em.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  16. I NEVER want to hear you say "I want it that way". Now will you boys please leave my backstreet Burger King?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  17. This is Scott the Auker Man with probably Paul Thompkans. We've done this forever, but the show was better. Even then, not a big fan.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  18. Tits may sag, but mammaries are forever

    By TheAnonanusMan,
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    • 182 views

  19. No, don't eat that!

    By CooterTooter,
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  20. A cleft in my heart has driven us apart - after you left me bereft with thy deft panty theft.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 200 views

  21. Close the doors and get on all fours, Uncle Ballsack's back for more!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 194 views

  22. Let's lube your pubies then take you to the movies

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 200 views

  23. I'm dumping it soft, I'm dumping it hard, I'm dumping it doggy style out in the yard

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 196 views

  24. I've been drinking all morning but you'll never guess what!

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 185 views

  25. I just got my test results back. I guess it's just going to stay that size forever.

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 193 views
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