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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every now and then, I look up to the heavens, peer through the vastness of the universe, and think, is Chris Angel really magic?

    By ashinyobject,
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  2. Hey Englebert Humperdinck, keep your commas off my front Lamas. Lorenzo that is

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  3. Paging Dr. Zhivago, You're a book

    By ConnerOzer,
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  4. BRACE YOURSELF, BATTLE WHALES! THE TIDE IS RISING!

    By HunterLehr,
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  5. You can teach a man to fish, then you can lead a horse to the same lake and get the horse to kick him in the head, causing irreparable brain damage

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  6. Last night I asked God to tell me what my purpose in life was, he told me it was to spread the gospel of...

    By BagguhMcGuirk,
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  7. The early bird gets the worm, so bring a gun, shoot the bird and take the worm.

    By MoneyDog,
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  8. I got this catchphrase off the "catchphrase shitheap," and by that, I don't mean a shitheap where I toss all the shitty catchphrases ...

    By CPiz,
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  9. " I went down to the coast, where I ated the funky french toast, I ate the funky french toast in the deep blue sea, I ate it for you and me."

    By BagguhMcGuirk,
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  10. "Never mix whites with blacks" Said the racist laundry attendant.

    By Atypical,
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  11. Well my name is Scott and I'm here to say even though I can't rhyme enjoy the show anyhow!

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Call me old fashioned, but that's not my name, so good luck gettin' a reply PAL

    By Jurassick,
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  13. It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the size of my big ol' ding-dong.

    By CPiz,
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  14. give her a hug, then give her a slug

    By Slik Creat,
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  15. I'm loving my new shirt from Benobos.com! It fits perfectly and made of 100% DCotton. Oh wait I forgot, the D is silent, right?

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  16. Feel my pog scorn.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  17. Save a nickel ..

    By Ticholas,
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  18. Who is Murphy, and why does he get all the laws?

    By jsl,
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  19. Regardless of whatever else I might tell you...

    By lusciousdrunk,
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  20. jellium uniform electron gas approximation

    By whoppersan,
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  21. Fresh off of our comedy tour support the brave Russian troops in Chechnya, this is Comedy Bang Bang

    By followercredo,
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  22. Don't sell me a fart and try to call it a turd!

    By TheKize,
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  23. Party on Wayne...

    By followercredo,
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  24. Welcome to Comedy Death Ray Radio on Indie 103.1, I'm your host Scott Aukerman and this is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By PrestonBJThomas,   
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  25. This ain't your momma's catchphrase!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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