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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jaded scrimshaw falls from Fathers' outstretched palm, the sea captains' beard glistens in the rain. Stooping down in the sea breeze you pick up the s

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. There's an actual TV drama called "Secrets and Lies"? I bet its followed by that new sitcom, "Misunderstandings and Overreactions".

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. Welcome to this night's episode of Scott Aukerman's Orphanage Arena. Where we love to play, and the winners get parents.

    By DevinKC,
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  4. Come to think of it, all Mexican coke is better than American coke.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. Mommy! Teddy ate my popsicle! I demand Spartan justice!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. The square root of this catchphrases' dick is having your mothers' guts for lunch.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I'm your host Square Spacerman. Welcome to Audible Bono! Bos!

    By OnlyForCatchphrases,
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  8. My chief belief belies public slander - my Commander-in-briefs just spat milk from out his salamander

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Any Braveheart sequel would have to be a four-parter.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Math is no problem for me, for I am a man of average means...

    By Bever Hopox,
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  11. We can smashcut this out in post, right?

    By Bever Hopox,
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  12. When my pole is opening during open polling I find it moistens my foliage.

    By souprman,
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  13. And that, ladies and gentleman, is the electrifying conclusion of this week's episode. Tune in next week to find out that we've been cancelled.

    By souprman,
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  14. Someone stole my creativity last night. They left a note that said: "Suck eggs bro." Signed Neil before Zod.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. Someday a real rain will come... and I hope it's soon because boy are my ficas plants looking parched!

    By rightclicksaveas,
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  16. Do you know of one who has lately done a worthy action deserving praise and imitation or who has committed an error proper for us to be warned against

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  17. One fateful night Ed Sullivan introduced the American public to something that would change their lives forever: Syphilis!

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Not if the woods are in space.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. Listen To Your Heart, Assuming Your Penis Is Less Noisy

    By dischargingfoul,   
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  20. I'm culturally Jewish, religiously spiritual & theoretically true, whilst remaining historically accurate & comedically blue

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  21. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks really existed?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  22. I'll never forgive the media for taking the Christ out of Opher Walken.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  23. I say make cancer illegal. Let the police sort it out. Any questions? No? Ok moving on...

    By sodapopcat,
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  24. It's 100 degrees and the humidity is unbearable. Perfect day for a tweed suit if you're from the 1920s.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  25. Small, the singled ladies ... it's like I tell my bros: dumpy hoes simply don't get chose.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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