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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Not if the woods are in space.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  2. Listen To Your Heart, Assuming Your Penis Is Less Noisy

    By dischargingfoul,   
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    • 800 views

  3. I'm culturally Jewish, religiously spiritual & theoretically true, whilst remaining historically accurate & comedically blue

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  4. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks really existed?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  5. I'll never forgive the media for taking the Christ out of Opher Walken.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  6. I say make cancer illegal. Let the police sort it out. Any questions? No? Ok moving on...

    By sodapopcat,
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  7. It's 100 degrees and the humidity is unbearable. Perfect day for a tweed suit if you're from the 1920s.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  8. Small, the singled ladies ... it's like I tell my bros: dumpy hoes simply don't get chose.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Why's it always got to be a last chance power-drive with you Bruce? Can't we just, you know, uber?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Clang clang clang went the trolley, bang bang bang went the comedy!

    By Razor Boy,
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  11. APRIL SHOWERS BRING MY FLOWERS! Honestly Miss Showers, I didn't hire you as my florist assistant for you to just sit around all day!

    By KatieWaddel,
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  12. The shady world of counterfeit ornithology is full of fake tits.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Raspberry tea? What? Raspberry tea? Okay, I do NOT SHOWER!

    By StopAwwCmon,   
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  14. Ladies and germs, guns, and steel is the name of my new autobiography. It was written by my car.

    By fredsolo,
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  15. If you're here, where's all that turtle milk coming from?

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  16. Built like a brick shithouse, she shits like a thick titmouse.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 668 views

  17. We don't have to Wang Chung tonight but I'd love to Bananaram-ya in the morning.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 576 views

  18. Tron's momma is so fat, she takes megabytes.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Looking back, I should have invested in Cinnabon instead of Paprikabon.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 576 views

  20. catch phrase

    By Wandering sphincter,   
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  21. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Damn Yankees mixtape to anybody but my special slice"

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  22. What is a catchphrase, really, when you think about it?

    By allenpwilliams,
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  23. Today's guest...

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 669 views

  24. Ground Control to Captain Ron, thanks again for filling in today.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 618 views

  25. Why aren't there more sung heroes?

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 719 views
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