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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a prosthesis used to change the size, form, and texture of a woman’s breast.

    By ChrisChristieFifthBeatle,
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  2. In the US people say I have a "type A" personality...

    By StanSitwell,
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  3. In the end, Walter White's deadliest formula was the combination of reading poetry and taking shits.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Buckle and shut the fuck up, let's let Scott talk.

    By Razor Boy,
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  5. If Paul F. Tompkins & Marissa Wompler Had a Baby, It'd Be Marissaul F. Wompkins.

    By AlexSalcido,   
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  6. It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is soaked. Remember your umbrella next time, old man.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  7. What's Hap'n Cap'n?

    By googergieger,
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  8. Everyone's afraid to say it, but there are more Muslims in the world than there are helicopters made of candy. There. I said it.

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  9. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Oh, you have? I see. Well, this is awkward.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Act now and you'll be doing the job we hired you to do when we cast you as Angry Townsperson #2

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  11. This will only hurt for a minute, said the doctor who always confused the words "minute" and "year"

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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    • 546 views

  12. I got addicted to lay-a-way, so my parents sent me to pray-the-lay-away-away camp.

    By McBeth,
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  13. Leather pants and Backgammon, it's about to get weird.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  14. A house on sand cannot stand but house with hemorrhoids cannot sit.

    By PaulLawate,
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  15. I do what I can, and I can what I do.

    By FaceLikeThunder,
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  16. Pink guy, stink eye, brown fly shoo, twist-tied stir fry how about you?

    By FaceLikeThunder,
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  17. For his repeated crimes against Mcmanity I hereby sentence The Hambuglar to death!

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. What's the deal with sheet rock? Am I supposed to use it to make my bed rock?

    By Razor Boy,
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  19. Come down to clown town, where the water's warm and the flowers don't spray any of it

    By DiscoNapGordon,
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  20. Were-hipsters. That is all.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Don't hate the sprayer, hate the stain.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Signs, signs, everywhere a sign. Speed limits, school crossing, falling rocks; who needs 'em?

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  23. Hey, who do I have to blow around here to get a Nintendo 3DSXL?

    By allenpwilliams,
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  24. I don't need your pear-charity, the disparity has merrily divided our salads, my anjou remains in solidarity, the hilarity of an appetizer ballad

    By FaceLikeThunder,
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  25. In fine regalia from the Panamanian tailor did the Japanese whaler feed Norman Mailer his French inhaler - while, through the bars he'd made her, Eliz

    By KrangkaDelic,
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