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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If I can't get a proper cup of coffee from a proper cup of coffee pot I'll...won't do anything because I don't have that type of confidence in myself

    By kenbitcoin,
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  2. How a Chinese could make love for 40 minutes?

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  3. Remember that time in EP. 37 when I said the audience would know Hannibal was black because he was homeless? More great goofs on today's Auck Squawks

    By Melroc,
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  4. Don't tell mom the babysitter's Judge Dredd

    By CrispCulver,
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  5. So I get the first laughing, hanging jury then? Fuck you Matlock.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Give an elevator a fart and it'll stink for a day. Teach an elevator to fart and it'll stink for a lifetime.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Sterilized subsidized sterling still slides. Burt Reynolds' imaginary friend Sir Willy still rides. Mary Tyler Moore still cums via masturbation while

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Yo Gramma, get the fuck out the kitchen you old bag a bones, no one wants yo' dry ass cornbread!!!

    By Jake Dingus,
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  9. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Masturbating on the bus, trying to jailbreak his phone?

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Eenie meenie miney moe, catch a hot dog by the toe

    By Smozi,
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  11. Shit not...

    By Warble2850,
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  12. It was my turn to churn, but her butter bulge wouldn't budge. That brought an abrupt end to my obscene cream dream.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  13. You can teach a man to fish, then you can lead a horse to the same lake and get the horse to kick him in the head, causing irreparable brain damage

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  14. A man walks into a bar with a piano and a 10-inch pianist, and that pianist had a huge cock

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  15. We have a new sponsor called Bindle Bundle, a subscription box for homeless drifters.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  16. Our guests today...

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  17. welcome to comedy bang bang...

    By colin_moore,   
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  18. That's one ugly mug shot. Sad looking line-up. Fingerprints? I hardly know the man. How about a coffee?

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. Whip it through the glass, neighbor!

    By Razor Boy,
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  20. Dust off your cheese pants, it's baseball month.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Breath in cottonballs... Breath out cottonballs... COTTONBALLS! COTTONBALLS!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  22. Catchphrase

    By It's_Me_Diddy!,
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  23. If I were 30 years younger, I would be negative 5 years old!

    By Hogwurtz18,
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  24. Is it cold in here, or is it just your nipple's personality?

    By Hogwurtz18,
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  25. Welcome to Suspenseville! Home of the World's longest........................dramatic pause

    By Hogwurtz18,
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