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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take a man to Mcdonalds, and he'll have Fillet O' Fishes forever.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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    • 560 views

  2. Water under the bridge, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it... Hey! Make up your mind ya piece a shit!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 591 views

  3. Can I vape laxatives? Sorry, MAY I vape laxatives?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 1037 views

  4. All snitches now qualify for stitches thanks to Obamacare

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 606 views

  5. That's one ugly mug shot. Sad looking line-up. Fingerprints? I hardly know the man. How about a coffee?

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 700 views

  6. If this van's a-rockin', check the suspension.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 690 views

  7. Welcome to the Spagetti Warehouse, I am Prince.

    By Ribs,
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  8. Pardon me waiter, but there's a fly in my poop. Also you seem to have served me poop.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 529 views

  9. You can tell a lot about a person if they're not there to stop you.

    By ThomBlanton,
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    • 528 views

  10. PSA: A jock's strap is NOT a gun

    By comeau1337,
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    • 819 views

  11. The best part of waking up, is foldgers being funneled in your butt.

    By CanonManley,
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    • 567 views

  12. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but he'll eventually learn to dodge the apples and then you'll be in for it.

    By CanonManley,
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    • 532 views

  13. Look on the bright side but remember to wear your shades, you don't want photokeratitis!

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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    • 610 views

  14. I gotta pee like a fat kid loves cake

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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    • 636 views

  15. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but Polly Pocket pinched a pile of powdered pewter parakeets

    By CanonManley,
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    • 1006 views

  16. Come hither yonder swan in the moon-light aglow

    By CanonManley,
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    • 587 views

  17. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but trying to sell two birds you found in a bush isn't as easy as it sounds.

    By CanonManley,
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    • 533 views

  18. DANISH!

    By therealmorrissey,
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    • 630 views

  19. Hello!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  20. A catchphrase? In this economy!?

    By realjackwalker,
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    • 708 views

  21. Candy is dandy, Liquor is quicker, but Ecstasy sexily texted me gluten-free recipes.

    By Justin Lundberg,
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    • 487 views

  22. The future's so bright I gotta make references to a song from 1986

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. It smells like up hot dog in here.

    By Goon Diapers,
    • 1 reply
    • 832 views

  24. Why I gotta take a Hospitality class? I ain't no hospital.

    By HoleSurfButters69baby,
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    • 589 views

  25. The early bird gets the worm while the rest of us birds wait in line for a $22 brunch.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 601 views
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