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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You know Mark Ruffalo fucks like a buffalo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. My nickname in college was Beef Stew but you can call me by my Christian name: Beefaroni Stewart

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Guess who’s got two thumbs... And yes, I am thinking of one specific person.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. The priest diced avocado with much bravado... but pride turned moldy that unholy guacamole, and wrought spiced hell to that butthole I love so well.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. You've heard of FBI informant Whitey Bulger, but what about FDA informant Wheatie Bulgur?

    By captain piss and shit,
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  6. If you don’t have a penis, a happiness will do. If you don’t have a happiness, then God bless you!

    By Jugs Knocker-Cans,
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  7. Ok, technically it's not an "illusion", since the assistant actually does get chopped in half during the show. Abraca-dabda?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  8. I’d rather date a snooty cutie with a booty than be shunned by a hon’ without one.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. It feels good to stop and take stock, and just look in the rearview mirror, you know? The rearview mirror that you have taped to your foot to shoot your upskirt vids.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Can I Finnish, can I Finnish?!  Ei tippa tapa eikä ämpäriin huku!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Penis penis on the wall. Wait... who’s penis is that? It’s not mine at all!

    By Space jamming,
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  12. Though I had agreed to play some friendly pinochle, I became concerned when I saw no cards... and felt pee on my knuckle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. I wouldn't stand on that glass-top table if I were you. But, hey, suture yourself.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Yo, horny ass Geoffrey Chaucer ate the fuck out of my Cunterbury tail.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. My mommy got FOMO from that dummy Momo, and now we can't visit the MOMA and sip Boba because when that dodo got her third diploma, she also caught the corona.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Sponsored by Bobby McFerrin’s new Japanese restaurant, Donburi Be Happy.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. At Comedy Bang Bang, a “brown bag lunch” is when you eat your quinoa bowl then shart on your scrotum.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. I’m happy with my life but sometimes I’d just like to take a dump without having to post it on Instagram.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Well suck my rug, it’s comedy time!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. There are two kinds of toilet paper in the world: the kind that tears up your asshole and the kind that sticks to it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Do The Dew unto others as you would have them Do The Dew unto you.

    By Hom Tanks,
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  22. “I’m just sayin’” is all I’m sayin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. My unleavened bread needs no kneading; it will not rise... it just starts bleeding.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  25. You said that my breath smells like raw sewage. But HA HA!!! you are wrong!!! The sewage I just ate was thoroughly cooked.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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