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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Flag on the play: pull ‘em down an’ spank away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. My colonoscopist may not have a doctorate but I still call him Daddy

    By Burger Combo,
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  3. Let's file that one under 'N', for Necro, here... on the Necrofiles.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Welcome to Arby's. I am the titular Arby.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Arby's. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Contact your local poison control center immediately.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Arby's. In case of skin contact, wash thoroughly for several minutes with soap and warm water.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. (in Mrs. Doubtfire voice) This is your Auntie Vaxxer, this is your Auntie Fascist, and this is your Auntie Semite.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Momma said don’t talk to strangers but she didn’t mention thumbwrestling.

    By EmbracetheKace,
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  9. Because you can't really walk in on a guy named Big Daddy making love... They pretty much just fuck your mom.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Verily, verily, I say unto you: All aboard the choo-choo train!!!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  11. I used to be a doctor, now I teach yoga. Call me Bikram, M.D.!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  12. As the saying goes, lube yourself up ‘cause I’m comin’ in hot!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. I have a need for going fast; not rhyming.

    By Mengyao Junjie,
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  14. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse because Grandpa forgot to replace the carbon monoxide detector.

    By Sex Lemonade,
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  15. No offense, but you're a nice person.

    By Mengyao Junjie,
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  16. Oh mommy, my mommy! I mean -- Oh captain, my captain!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  17. Hey dipshit... wanna hear a podcast?

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  18. Welcome to Bloodbath and Beyond!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  19. Internet trolls? What's next -- Mail-order High Elves?

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  20. Philip K. Dick's real middle initial was P, but he didn't like being called P. P. Dick. 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Look, we all need to do the work to make our holiday celebrations more inclusive and accommodating. So stop fighting me on this. Just roll on your back and let me fart in your mouth.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Eyw! Oh No! I accidentally butt dialed you on Zoom and now there's poop all over the screen!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. I’ll have the Dr. Seuss roll which contains one fish two fish red fish blue fish of course

    By Friend of P,
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  24. It was the worst of times it was the worst of times it was the age of foolishness it was the age of fools so long 2020

    By Friend of P,
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  25. I’ll take you for a ride on my big green tractor and by big green tractor I mean big green penis. Hulk smash.

    By Friend of P,
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