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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cool pap bro . It’d be a shame if someone smeared it.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  2. Jabba the hutt had a long green butt. #RestInPower

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  3. Thanks for choosing this poor-lit alley, it should facilitate my run on your deep, dark valley.

    By Tall Stalkerman,
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  4. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But birds poop a lot. So I prefer the two that stay in the bush and don’t poop in my hand.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Joseph Christ, the original Cuck.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Del Stand So Close to Me

    By saltyjack,
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  7. The heart weeps when there are twenty four fan fics in the alimony tag and not a single one about Tony

    By WinnifredYahtztonIII,
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  8. If you don’t shit a brick I’ll eat my hat with a shit-eating grin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. The best part of waking up, is condoms in your butt!

    By SparklingJigglyButts,
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  10. Is it really a sin to eat Rumpelstiltskin's rumpled foreskin?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. If you can't pluck a chicken with pliers, what am I going to do with all these hairy nuggets?

    By Scrapples,
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  12. See a penny, pick it up, now wash your hands you filthy slut

    By Scrapples,
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  13. Want a weiner? You'll yank me later!

    By FlynnVenture,
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  14. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush and one in the stink

    By Carl with a k,
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  15. Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to eat all this cheese?

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  16. If Brie Larson married Alison Brie, then divorced her and married deceased author Stieg Larsson, then robbed a cheese shop would that be Brie Larson-Brie-Larsson’s brie larceny?

    By Agent Jack Bauer, Junkyard Cat,
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  17. It's too late to turn back now. I believe, I believe, I believe I'm drowning in cum.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  18. That’s one small heynong for man, one giant leap for Man-tzoukas.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  19. I hear you, man. I don’t agree with you, understand you, or even like you. But I hear you.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. “Early to bed and early to rise, I’d like a large McDouble with fries.”

    By schmeljones,
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  21. I’m issuing a fatwa on that Wookie Chewbacca. He’s fuzzy and hairy, so sexy it’s scary.

    By schmeljones,
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  22. What’s the deal with forearms? I have two of ‘em not four! Why don’t they call ‘em twoarms?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Ding dong! The dick bitch is dead.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. I recently became a new mom, in that, I gave away my old, worn-out, children for adoption.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Drop my Popple, or my rage shall become unstoppable!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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