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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Once young, dumb, and full of cum. Now I’m old, smart, and full of sharts.

    By Junebug,
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  2. an expanded stimulus

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  3. "You bwing me gweat gwief," said The Joker to The Thief.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  4. Boy, these penis pumps do wonders for my whiskey dick!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Beguile me while you make the vile pile... spilling hot bile inside my mile-long rot aisle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Two dogs converged on a bacon treat, and now my purebred is a mutt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. She gave new meaning to the expression “tit for tat” when she got Bill Murray inked on her left breast.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal but, in an unrelated incident, you were also hit by a bumpy criminal.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner is the butter sculpture. This is the State Fair. 

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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  10. Well, come down and join in my chain gang

    By Bradley Pooper,
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  11. Andrew Spoke only in Yang-slang

    By Bradley Pooper,
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  12. This must be the motivation for the protagonist because, after it happens, he starts protagonizing like crazy.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. A single spice of her garden hurries insulting voyagers from my naked pigmy alabaster

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Stink. Stank. Stunk. Pee raining down, from the top bunk.

    By AssCrackBandit,
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  15. Poke out my belly, pooch out my thighs, slather me in jelly, let's get circumcised!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Get yer stinkin' paws off my Lincoln Logs

    By Mavis Stapler,
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  17. Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me; Fool me thrice, getting fooled is my kink

    By Mavis Stapler,
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  18. Barry farted, that's the catchphrase, Barry farted on Bus 5

    By Thelonious_Shalhoub,
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  19. Show me your tits and I'll toss ya two bits.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Fool me once: shame on you. Fool me twice: tame that shrew.

    By Bradley Pooper,
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  21. Eat this kohlrabi then I'll show you my knobby.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Some people call me the space cow meat, some call me the flank steak of Mars.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  23. If our friend Flipper tasted like kippers, tartar sauce would be the dipper.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  24. Welcome to the new Willenium, May God have mercy on your soul

    By Thelonious_Shalhoub,
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  25. Sorry, I stopped listening after you said "please pay attention, your life depends on it."

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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