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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let's talk about the birds and the bees, specifically about how Larry Bird and the BeeGees have sex

    By Seanathon69,
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  2. Sorry for spilling my gin & tonic all down your denim jacket, Samantha.

    By 5318008,   
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  3. If you're gonna butter me up like a biscuit, you'd best go ahead and stick me in that there oven.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  4. Cleanliness is next to godliness which was RIGHT THERE an hour ago before you started moving all my shit around

    By tonybelmario,
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  5. If you're a dinosaur riding italian plumber with urine on his upper lip, your name just might be Pistachio.

    By FrenchyLibre,
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  6. If dates are nature's candy, and Runts are candy fruits, then watching little gay people go out to dinner must be really sweet.

    By yahoozy,   
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  7. How can we play Ring Around the Rosie if you don't take your pants off?

    By Taking A Plane Break,
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  8. If you can read this, that's weird. This is audio.

    By Razor Boy,
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  9. Roses are red, violets are blue / start using the word "preggo" instead of "pregnant," and annoy everyone around you!

    By Martha Dumptruck,   
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  10. I've heard of one fish, two fish -- but RED FISH, BLUE FISH?

    By Hot Dog,
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  11. How do YOU balance being lonely&unemployed?

    By JuhoGrubert,
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  12. OK, but like so how much is it for a paragon of animals?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. We choose to go to the moon, not because it's easy, but because it is hard. Like really, really hard. Give us some credit. Jesus christ, you guys.

    By ian cleghorn,
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  14. It's time for banana fosters pancakes, you creepy bastard

    By angryrose,
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  15. Hitlers' favourite berry? The Juniper.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. The power of Christ compels Christopher Lee. but not in the way you'd think.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Hitlers' least favourite berry? The Juniper.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. I came here to document bubble gum shortages and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

    By theoren_1,
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  19. I looked in the mirror and had a fright; I was trapped in a riddle that Saturday night.

    By PiltdownMan,   
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  20. This town isn't big enough for the both of us. Damn you, legislative redistricting!

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  21. Tube socks, crock pots, padlocks, or small pox - stay tuned to find out which one we gave to our studio audience.

    By theoren_1,
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  22. Bale my hay and pluck my fiddle, this ho-down is a throw down in bro-town!

    By theoren_1,
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  23. I've been on an insane Edward Albee kick lately.

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  24. You now live on a rat farm. If you are listening to this you must go live on a rat farm. You will live out the rest of your days farming rats. If..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. I once flipped a burger. Once.

    By Gregory Australia,
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