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1. Discography is my good old neighbor man.

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2. I'm not ashamed to proclaim, "The Doctor told me to stop drinking anything better than my brother's milk."

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3. I'm trapped in an octupus' garden under the sea, that's why I have a podcast. If you're hearing this please set me free. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

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4. Time is every where, stretching across all of space, from the farthest stars to right up your pee-hole.

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5. , the show where the points are made up and everything don't matter. I'm Jim Carrey. Let us boogie woogie the night away till today will be the day.

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6. I love my life, but I'd never say anything. I don't want to ruin what we have.

   By jaymanthegreat, March 8, 2015
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7. Enough with this phoney war on drugs! Let's have a real war, on drugs!

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8. I am sixteen going on seventeen. I am all like, whatever and who really cares?

   By greazey_bob, March 8, 2015
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9. I'm putting the band back together. Yes. I'm talking about masturbation.

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10. This episode is brought to by the United States Post Office. Would it kill you to wipe the cheetos off your face and leave your house once in awhile?

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11. Do I come down to where your mother works and jump up and down on the end of the bed? Yes. I do. Because I'm a mattress inspector and yo mama so fat.

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12. My dog called me a feckless twat. My dog dropkicked me.

    By Kevinpalooza, March 8, 2015
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13. I know Lavine struggled at the one, but I'm excited to see him learn to play off-ball now that Rubio is back in the lineup.

    By JosephSchmo, March 8, 2015   

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14. Hey, I didn't know Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart made a Chris Gethard biopic!

    By Nowhere Man, March 7, 2015
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15. "- and if they strangle one of your bangles, then you send one of theirs to the fucking morgue!"

    By KrangkaDelic, March 7, 2015
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16. Don't you smack my clakkaz in Arakataka, or I'll tussle your muscles in Luxembourg. Or thereabouts.

    By KrangkaDelic, March 7, 2015
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17. "Nice to meet you, Machu Pichu,"; "The pleasure's all yours, Gregory of Tours."

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18. They call me a two-pump chump, but I just don't want that much ketchup

    By VajayjayLeno, March 7, 2015
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19. Bleeps and bloops, peeps and poops and to be serious for a second: Bring home the troops.

    By verylittletinytinyboy, March 6, 2015
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20. This just in: Scientist now believe all matter in the universe is 75% Hydrogen, 25% percent snakes

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21. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, twice on the pipe if the answer is no, but yelling won't make me unlock the basement

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22. Triple letter score, with WHORE? That's 19 points.

    By bobo_frank, March 6, 2015
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23. You say Haiku, I say, get a job.

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24. Purple Haze? Purple Rain? If I see purple snow I'm eating it, MOM.

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25. Our rag-tag team of eccentric specialists just might have what it takes to pull off the biggest heist the San Diego zoo has ever seen. This, gent...

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