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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh the upheaval when actor Jim Caviezel was granted legal reprieval after going medieval on a regal boll weevil named "Most Evel Knievel!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Everybody dance later.

    By Animal,
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  3. Yo, I'm the Semen Demon; no matter what the season, I'm always spicy creamin' without a rhyme or reason

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Amber is the color of my underwear

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Corn on the slob? I’m just doing my job.

    By Datboisamson,
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  6. Would it be a sin to taste dat Paul F. Tom-skin?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. The doctor is the boy’s mother, the kiddo is the boy’s widow, the sexist is the boy’s breakfast.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  8. "'The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.' -Nelson Mandela. -Viagra."

    By Hom Tanks,
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  9. Jerkin' off or awfully jerkin'?

    By Hom Tanks,
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  10. Mofos holla back, mufos follow back, my hos swallow back

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  11. Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends. T-Pain for my hip friends. Hip pain for my tea friends. Girl pain for my man friends. Mansplain for my girlfriends.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  12. Listen up, I’m only gonna say this once, motherfuckers: “Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.”

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  13. Forty days and forty nights, whenever you drink them will be alright.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  14. If you're independent you might as well suck your own dick

    By fuckIhatecollegethough,
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  15. make Kermit the Frog pregnant, please.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Lil Yachty’s Dukati has a body like a naughty Maserati karate hottie‘s potty.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Girls just wanna be nuns

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. My name is Scott Aukerman and I have adult onset Goth syndrome

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. The camera adds ten pounds; the glory hole robs ten millimeters.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. I just finished watching “Airplane” and boy are my arms tired.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. I collect photos of regular people dressed as Sherlock; I have stock Holmes syndrome.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. Excuses are like buttholes: everybody's got one and loves having it thoroughly examined.

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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  23. Moo Moo; grab me utters and milk me daddy

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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  24. It’s the new year but the water is still flowing. Come find me Nemo

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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  25. Marry me, pizza bot. You’ll never have to be alone.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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