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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No, sir, I am not going to believe you invented Google just because you claim your name is "Mr. Google."

    By tonybelmario,
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  2. If we DID evolve from apes, then how come guac is extra? Checkmate atheists

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. If orange is the new black, then I'll have the "urban pie"

    By MikeyBoohyah,   
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  4. She sells seashells by the sea shore, but this does not generate enough income to support her family or her alcoholic tendencies. Thanks Obama.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. HANDY RHYMES FOR MOVIE TIMES:

    By SelfieControl,
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  6. Fly that blimp until it is limp.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  7. If there was a problem, Yo (my then-hip In-home Solutions' Provider) would indeed solve it But hed solve it with his mind, not like these kids today..

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Scott and Scott, you are the last team to arrive, I'm sorry to tell you, you have been eliminated from the race

    By jetouellet,
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  9. Hey diddle diddle, the cat played the fiddle and boy did those lessons set me back a pretty penny

    By EzraJack,
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  10. But as ye lay dying, O Colonel, my Colonel, the nicest of spices rest waiting for thee

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  11. You like CDs nuts? SEE DEES NUTS NUTS!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  12. As sure as my name is Scott, twas not a twat that piddled that foul spot. Below the taint and twixt the thighs, twas a peen I do surmise.

    By Thug McNastypants,
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  13. One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four! Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes... seven potatoes is the ideal potato quantity.

    By Treyzinets,
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  14. Live long, then compost.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Now at least we know for sure that these are the six parts of Morten Harket that are NOT trying to kill us.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Cleanliness is next to Fogelnest

    By SteveH,
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  17. Forget it, Jake, it's owl costumes all the way down.

    By Lamprey,
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  18. Yo momma is such a flapper the only thing she prohibits is keeping a home

    By KidMercury,   
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  19. There but for the Grace Under Fire go I

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  20. Unending torment rains down upon the wretched. The poet writhes in agony, impaled upon the tree of pain. If it's going to be...

    By Razor Boy,
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  21. I'm a card carrying boner owner.

    By ButtButtGoose,
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  22. This just in: Dr. Bronner's personality IS as bubbly as his 18-in-1 Pure Hemp Castille Peppermint soap.

    By TuffyMcF,
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  23. They may end up in ditches or find themselves getting stitches elsewhere in the world but under my roof snitches read Nietzsche

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  24. Ya’ll get butt-farts?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 675 views

  25. Dear country singer, take your fat asshole hat off asshole fat ass.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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