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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't show your peen to an underaged teen

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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    • 150 views

  2. My neighbor’s turtle is missing

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 179 views

  3. I’m funny because I quote movies. Please date me

    By Dr. Evil Knieval,
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    • 246 views

  4. My neighbor’s turtle was last seen buying rope and a 5hr energy at the...Shell Station. I know - but he was really there. Please help.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you have a severe incurable form of leprosy.

    By TacoLove,
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    • 154 views

  6. Die, die, die, my darling Princess Di, we barely knew ye.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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    • 196 views

  7. Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep; And my jimmy runs so deep, put her butt to sleep.

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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    • 300 views

  8. Today we have hyjinx, low-jinx, and Robert Durst of The Jinx.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 214 views

  9. Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man smelly and dumb and he dies.

    By Animal,
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  10. I suffer from disseminated, treatment resistant - yet delicious - Key Lime disease.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 199 views

  11. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him get an abortion.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. My brethren, last eve I visited the Instagrams, and what I beheld shook me to my very core: young people boasting that they were proudly defiling their sacred bodies by smoking cigarettes with.... "pound-sign NO FILTER!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. My jeans taste like apples

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Yes, I did a half-assed job. Because wild dogs ripped off one of my ass cheeks!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 201 views

  15. Doot doot does not compute. Initiating poop sploot. 

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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  16. Slam-dunk all your eggs in one basket. Now you made a sports omelette.

    By Animal,
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    • 292 views

  17. quack quack duck duck hello yea

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 195 views

  18. Now THAT’S a human finger!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 180 views

  19. Where my pigs at?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 192 views

  20. I looked right at that large ornamental goldfish and said "don't play koi with me!"

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 197 views

  21. Dickbitches get stitches

    By Kulapdance,
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    • 183 views

  22. I may have a fondness for boobies and butts, but it's this steering wheel belt buckle that's driving me nuts.

    By The_Magician_Position,
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    • 217 views

  23. What can ye do with a drunken sailor? Get him in a treatment program and offer him emotional support.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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    • 275 views

  24. If you got beef than bring the ruckus, cause chicken turkey duck go in a Turducken

    By GodDamnitRuss,
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    • 173 views

  25. Hammer don’t hurt ‘im? I hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 232 views
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