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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Blistering guitar solos are the opposite of ointment to my ears. Let me discourage the application of an ungent as ungentlemanly.

    By Lamprey,
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  2. Shoulder pads make you bolder dad.

    By scottandwtb,
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  3. What's up, dot hog?

    By Razor Boy,
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  4. Here comes the first robin of spring! Oh wait, it's the tax man in a chicken suit!

    By Lamprey,
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  5. Why doesn't anybody care that I invented the first pair of dog sunglasses?!

    By fredsolo,
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  6. Finish me off and call me Ishmael!

    By TomHoll,
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  7. Rattorneys, rodentists, rattack of the clones....anyone else feeling horny?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Blood? Sugar? Sex? Magic? Guy Fieri must be on the loose again...

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  9. I see London, I see France, I see that damn spinning wheel... google maps has froze up on europe.

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  10. How now, brown cowabunga?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Haters gonna hate this delicious strawberry cake on the grounds that it's too lemony but hey, what you gonna do?

    By fredsolo,
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  12. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. The second greatest? Pulling a coin from behind your ear.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. Have you heard Omar from the Wire's new bit on sentient airline peanuts? Too bad, I hear it's killer. Warm towel?

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. Sitting on the dock of the bay, wasting time... because dad forgot it was his weekend to pick me up, divorce has been tough on me... the dock? oh t

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  15. You scream, I scream, we all scream at that millennial couple in the ice cream line that is trying to pay with Bitcoin

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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    • 781 views

  16. This is blasphemy! This is Sparta! No, you're both incorrect, this is actually a Chrysler

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  17. You can't spell legendary without hands, feet, or a tongue

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  18. We have nothing to fear but literally everything at the end of cabin in the woods

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  19. Jeepers creepers where'd ya get those... submarine sandwiches? The nearest deli is 50 miles away and the roads have been snowed in for days... it

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  20. Keep you phone off the hook and your references dated

    By WayneJohannsen,
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  21. Pick a number between 1 and 5, no really please, go ahead... Just kidding welcome to comedy bang bang

    By WayneJohannsen,
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  22. I will never trust butterflies. I don't care how cool their special effects are.

    By fredsolo,
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  23. This little piggy will be the death of us all.

    By fredsolo,
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  24. You be the little spoon. I'll be the spatula. We will silently lie in separate drawers and briefly meet in a crowded sink maybe once a year.

    By Chris Worthington,
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  25. I scream, you scream, we all scream for the worms are boring their way out of our stomachs after that parasite sundae we enjoyed earlier.

    By Lamprey,   
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