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1. Rattorneys, rodentists, rattack of the clones....anyone else feeling horny?

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2. Blood? Sugar? Sex? Magic? Guy Fieri must be on the loose again...

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3. I see London, I see France, I see that damn spinning wheel... google maps has froze up on europe.

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4. How now, brown cowabunga?

   By KrangkaDelic, February 11, 2015
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5. Haters gonna hate this delicious strawberry cake on the grounds that it's too lemony but hey, what you gonna do?

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6. Have you heard Omar from the Wire's new bit on sentient airline peanuts? Too bad, I hear it's killer. Warm towel?

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7. Sitting on the dock of the bay, wasting time... because dad forgot it was his weekend to pick me up, divorce has been tough on me... the dock? oh t

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8. You scream, I scream, we all scream at that millennial couple in the ice cream line that is trying to pay with Bitcoin

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9. This is blasphemy! This is Sparta! No, you're both incorrect, this is actually a Chrysler

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10. You can't spell legendary without hands, feet, or a tongue

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11. We have nothing to fear but literally everything at the end of cabin in the woods

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12. Jeepers creepers where'd ya get those... submarine sandwiches? The nearest deli is 50 miles away and the roads have been snowed in for days... it

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13. Keep you phone off the hook and your references dated

    By WayneJohannsen, February 11, 2015
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14. Pick a number between 1 and 5, no really please, go ahead... Just kidding welcome to comedy bang bang

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15. I will never trust butterflies. I don't care how cool their special effects are.

    By fredsolo, February 11, 2015
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16. This little piggy will be the death of us all.

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17. You be the little spoon. I'll be the spatula. We will silently lie in separate drawers and briefly meet in a crowded sink maybe once a year.

    By Chris Worthington, February 11, 2015
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18. I scream, you scream, we all scream for the worms are boring their way out of our stomachs after that parasite sundae we enjoyed earlier.

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19. Pardon me have you any mustard in that car? If so please explain why your lifestyle permits this.

    By DJ Drinkspecials, February 10, 2015
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20. Never eat fortune cookies before dinner, unless fortune cookies are what’s for dinner, Confucius say?

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21. No, seriously, shut the fuck up, we're rolling. Are we rolling Engineer Cody Cody? Yeah. See?

    By TheWorldFamousMasturbator, February 10, 2015
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22. I've heard of the Purple Rose of Cairo, but purple prose written by a biro? That's a british pen!

    By TheWorldFamousMasturbator, February 10, 2015
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23. Possession is nine-tenths of the law, the other tenth? You guessed it… Frank Stallone

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24. dog is patient, dog is kind. dog bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

    By SelfieControl, February 10, 2015
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25. Popping-Cherry Blumpkins, that is what they use to call me. Now I am Popping-Zits Santorum.

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