New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Tang! The drink of frugal astronauts who won't spring for actual orange juice!

   By AprilFoolsRebel, February 4, 2015
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2. I've got the eye of the tiger... now where's the rest of that tiger carcass?

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3. My mother told me people will lie to get attention and seem interesting. But I was still thinking about her alien abduction story.

   By jaymanthegreat, February 4, 2015
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4. Her lips said no and so did her eyes. Good thing too, those talking eyes were creepy.

   By jaymanthegreat, February 4, 2015
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5. It's the unlikely story of a Dwarf and The Devil. I'm sorry, I meant to say the story of a person of small stature, and a theologically challenged dem

   By Lamprey, February 4, 2015
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6. Death was at my door, but I was in the shower. The note he left was poorly written.

   By jaymanthegreat, February 4, 2015
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7. Reverse scuba diving is just as fun as it sounds.

   By jaymanthegreat, February 4, 2015
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8. If you think smoking makes you look cool, you're wrong! Nothing makes a duck look cool.

   By jaymanthegreat, February 4, 2015
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9. Excuse me, sir, but I believe my pickled plums make your argument invalid.

   By jaymanthegreat, February 4, 2015
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10. Nothing can ever put you down if you're more like Patty, because Patty doesn't exist!

    By jaymanthegreat, February 4, 2015
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11. This is just to say that I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox. Did you think you could hide them? Your plum-hoarding has ruined this family

    By SelfieControl, February 4, 2015
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12. Hes going! The twenty, the ten, the five, the zero! If there was a negative five you'd better believe he'd go there too!

    By TRb, February 4, 2015
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13. Naked Lunch just isn't enough; let's make a date for a Naked Breakfast Club

    By JoeMarchant, February 4, 2015   

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14. If the dog has worms can I use them as bait?

    By tick0, February 4, 2015
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15. Yeah, I know that guy, we were once in a human centipede together. How's he doing?!

    By SelfieControl, February 4, 2015
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16. Trojans Hate Him! Achilles Reveals How YOU Can Gain Super Strength With One Weird Trick

    By SelfieControl, February 4, 2015
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17. Hey people! ...I'm what you call in the "biz" a "pro-flesh-ional"........and that looks more like a b-hole. #business

    By HunterUrtubees, February 4, 2015
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18. b-hole

    By HunterUrtubees, February 4, 2015
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19. This summer--Gene Hackman is BACK in Hoosiers 2: Hoosier Daddy!

    By TuffyMcF, February 4, 2015
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20. Order up for Donner, party of two! I’ve got a hufu manwhich (hold the ethics) and a dick in a box to go.

    By Dr Debacle, February 3, 2015
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21. You can catch a phrase but you can't phrase a catch. ESPN has been trying for years but all they've done is drop the ball at talking about balls.

    By AstronomicalCat, February 3, 2015
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22. If you're going to sleaze, sleaze with meat. Porkloins like this never last.

    By AstronomicalCat, February 3, 2015
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23. Play it again, Uncle Sam, for it harkens back to an age of glory.

    By BoggZealott, February 3, 2015
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24. Sometimes in life you just gotta chew, but other times you should probably just swallow.

    By AxisAmazing, February 3, 2015   

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25. Well goshdarn all that crap to freaking heck!

    By jaymanthegreat, February 3, 2015
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