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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You french your dad and then you watch Beverly Hills Cop 2. What’s so difficult to understand about that?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a bowl of rice is twice as nice at half the price! And as we all know, doctors are afraid of rice...

    By Lhyzz,
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    • 556 views

  3. The best thing about Disney World is...

    By JessicaDunn,
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    • 597 views

  4. When you say jump, we say how about filling out this agreement to cover our medical bills should we sustain any injuries?

    By Lamprey,
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  5. I might have to duck out to take a call, but the closed circuit smell-cam is on, so don't think you can fart and get away with it.

    By Lamprey,
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  6. Tiddlywinks in the loo, not a game, never do.

    By suffering_malaria,
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  7. prepare the waffle, take a bite of the pear, get your earholes ready, comedy bang bang is on the air

    By GooseHoof,
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  8. I'm sorry but I cannot sit still for this picture. I have what some would describe as "an active torso."

    By Bever Hopox,
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  9. Timber is great for fires, shouting, and sometimes, if spelled incorrectly, for trumpets.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  10. If the Sandman puts everyone to sleep, who puts the Sandman to sleep? I'm sorry but the floor is closed for questions.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 701 views

  11. Not today, said the lazy midget (click for full catchphrase)

    By AndrewUren,
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  12. Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Then puts those socks right on your cocks [full phrase in post]

    By melllvar,
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  13. You know what they say, when God closes a door, he opens a private browser

    By McBeth,
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  14. I feel like a winner... which is to say that I ate a whole chicken dinner and I'm now sick to my stomach.

    By Swisher Pete n Gipetto Slick,   
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  15. People always tell me I need to roll with the punches, but I'd really prefer it if people stopped punching me.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Get ready for some raw doggin', leap froggin', and split loggin'. But for the love of god, don't tell Walton Goggins. He just rubs me the wrong way.

    By scudwolf,
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  17. Hold the phone....No, with your hands not your dick.

    By DrSchwinn,
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  18. Functionally? No. Practically? No. Wait... why was I going to put a seal in my bumb?

    By DrSchwinn,
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  19. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making us watch TV shows about Alaska

    By DrSchwinn,
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  20. Comedy Bang Bang - Where the whole gotdang giggle gang comes to hang and dang diggy-dang de dang de dang diggy-diggy dang

    By mikeorthej,   
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    • 977 views

  21. I'm not your dance mom and you're not my dance baby, so let's call the whole thing off.

    By ButtButtGoose,
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  22. and a ring ding doo, i pity the foo

    By SteveH,
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  23. You are what you eat so fry me some Baby Geniuses.

    By Dr Debacle,
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    • 717 views

  24. You can lead a fish to water but you cant make him drink.

    By suzback,
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    • 906 views

  25. Hey Alicia if she's on fire how about you help out instead of singing a song?

    By RodHayes,
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    • 780 views
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