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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ate dog food once? You fall into 1 of 3 categories:1.Curiosity(same people that taste their own cum).2. Dare/show off(same people that eat a bucket of cum)3. Legit hunger/hobo times (same people that can't cum because Denver Pete sliced their peckers off

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. ate two buddy? ate two?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. Athenian toilet, doobily-doo: what was inside of me is now inside of you.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Atrocities are just God's way of telling us He thinks it's funny when we die.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  5. Attack dat at-at with fat mega darts what you can premanufabricate through the universes monopoly eye vortex, Heff.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Attack of the Shits

    By TylerGarver,
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  7. Attack-Tarantulas: retreat!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Attend the tale of Buddy V. / That Cake Boss guy from TLC / He works all day and works all night / Then helps people out with his second sight....

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  9. Attend the tale of Buddy V. That Cake Boss guy from TLC. He works all day and works all night, Then helps people out with his second sight. He uses fo

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  10. Attention all guests, please remember that jean shorts, thong bathing suits, and aqua socks are not permitted on the water slides.

    By JoshWille,
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  11. Attention BangBus passengers: due to ongoing roadwork, the BangBus is experiencing delays of approximately fifteen minutes

    By Grannys_Chamber_Pot,
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  12. Attention Comedy Bang Bang listeners, cake will be served for Donald's retirement party in the Earwolf studios breakroom at 5 pm.

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. Attention K-Mart Shoppers, this isn't a K-mart, you are in the wrong place. Please leave in an orderly fashion or we'll be forced to notify the police

    By HipsterNonsense,
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  14. Attention ladies: yes, the rumors are true - Microsoft is buying LinkedIn for $26 billion in cash, a 50% premium on current share prices!

    By Smozi,
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  15. Attention Laid-Off Employees of the C+C Music Factory Please Leave Your Neon Shorts at the Front Desk

    By temperedpancake,
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  16. Attention license plate A3V TBA! Your lights are on. Please go shut them off. We'll wait.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. Attention listeners! I've got daddy issues yes I do. I've got daddy issues how about you? That is all. 

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  18. Attention must be paid in full or your ass is out on the street

    By ArthurDrillher,
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  19. Attention passengers, this is just a reminder that there are absolutely no parachutes stored here in the cockpit, so please don't come around knocking if things seem to be going a bit screwy with the plane

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Attention passengers: this delicious pastry is now the property of the Peruvian government. Remain calm and in your seats.

    By BobbyD-Part3,
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  21. Attention shoppers, "Sandpaper Dave" is no longer offering free handjobs inside the wicker wardrobe. Crate and Barrel apologizes for the inconvenience

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Attention staff, nothing makes me chuckle like a Childrens Hospital reference.

    By spikevicious,
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  23. Attention viewers, 'The invisible Man' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you an unexceptional catchphrase.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Attention, Pure Guava: I know. And now you know that I know. Meet me at the truck stop at midnight. Bring the corn. And if I see anyone that even looks like a cop, the squirrel gets it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Attention: To do one a "solid" actually means to take shit on that person. We apologize for the misunderstanding

    By Turtleshark,
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