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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Our foe has been vanquished! Let us feast on his cookies-and-cream flesh!

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 600 views

  2. Batman would do better with the ladies if his post-coital ritual wasn't to drop to their knees and cry "Mommy I miss you!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 583 views

  3. If dinosaurs are so cool, why don't you ever see them driving fancy cars to fancy bars?

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 2 replies
    • 1004 views

  4. i want a banana. no not that banana! hannahs banana!

    By forgotten-dingo,
    • 0 replies
    • 716 views

  5. Say Voldemort 3 times and your bread

    By thecrench,   
    • 1 reply
    • 792 views

  6. Yo, Banana boy!

    By LMNOPeehole,
    • 0 replies
    • 765 views

  7. Easy come, easy go. Easy come back, you forgot your mittens!

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 883 views

  8. I don't care if it's a so-called young adult novel, I love reading the Bible.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 494 views

  9. If success has many fathers, and failure is an orphan, mediocrity has one dad who gets drunk almost every weekend.

    By AMPhibian,
    • 0 replies
    • 831 views

  10. Today's show is brought to you by your family. Please come home, Mike.

    By Ribs,
    • 0 replies
    • 724 views

  11. Ring around the rosie, pocket full of hand and the other one smoking a cigarette, we all fall down on you in the theater.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 585 views

  12. One if by deal, two if by no deal, three if we run out of Purell cause Howie ain't got time for that.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 883 views

  13. I wish you would step back form that ledge my friend...

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
    • 0 replies
    • 664 views

  14. Take your disfigured face and slightly wrinkled penis and walk right out that door, Percy.

    By JacobCohn,
    • 0 replies
    • 655 views

  15. Wait. If YOU'RE Jesus ... who am I nailing to this cross? George Clooney, you prankster!

    By Philbo,   
    • 0 replies
    • 768 views

  16. Just bit the cyanide capsule. We have approximately 3 minutes to make this the best show yet, gang!

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 652 views

  17. My 5th favorite episode of Seinfeld was the one where George pretends to work at Carl’s Jr and ends up getting all the fry orders wrong. Newman!

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 601 views

  18. I like my coffee like I like my women...

    By Rembrandt Pussyhorse,
    • 0 replies
    • 707 views

  19. Wharfmaster Whitford wheezily whinged whilst white whales whistled whimsically.

    By SteveHalloran,
    • 0 replies
    • 882 views

  20. I haven't been this excited since the last time I was this excited!

    By GregS,
    • 0 replies
    • 850 views

  21. I've heard of "early risers", but...Paul Reisers?

    By JuliaWDHarrison,
    • 0 replies
    • 727 views

  22. It's not head lice - it's midichlorians!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 2 replies
    • 800 views

  23. I don't think I'm antibably, so I'm probably probably.

    By travisdunsmuir,
    • 0 replies
    • 788 views

  24. I don't want to say Harry Potter is based on my life, but my house elf is urging me to pursue legal action.

    By Effigy_Power,
    • 0 replies
    • 812 views

  25. Fresh milk ...I'll explain your culture ...all purpose flour ...what about MY feelings? ...SWEET CREAMERY BUTTER! That's White Sauce Privilege Bingo!

    By Lamprey,
    • 0 replies
    • 541 views
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