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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. it's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks, you don't really know why, but you wanna justify listening to "break stuff" by limp bizkit

    By voichicoski,
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  2. i.p. freely is my name and being very restrictive about where i pee is my game

    By voichicoski,
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  3. If boobs and butts were candy and nuts, the strip club would see a lot more of me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. okay, everyone, i'll just need a profession, a location, and someone who accepts me and loves me for who i am. oh, i heard "truck driver"!

    By voichicoski,
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  5. It takes two to tango, but three to clean up the mess I just made on the dance floor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. i would never play chess against death. but if we're talking laser tag...

    By voichicoski,
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  7. You know me; always softening my shit, tryna keep it diarrheal.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. For god so loved the world that he gave his only B-listed son

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Slide to the left, slide to the right, rip off your skin with all your might

    By Burritofeet,
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  10. Why don't you cry me a liver?! I need a transplant and don't have insurance.

    By Burritofeet,
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  11. Gimme an "F!" Gimme an "A!" Gimme an "R!" Gimme a tea. No, earl grey. You know I hate bathroom humor.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  12. up up left right left right b a start, you've now unlocked the power to shit yourself whenever you fart

    By voichicoski,
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  13. call me king midas baby, cause i'll be turning that shower golden

    By voichicoski,
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  14. that is some nice christian shame you got there buddy. i'd be a shame if something happened to it.

    By voichicoski,
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  15. surf's up! surf's down! surf's REALLY down! i just lost all my money. the stock market game can be cruel.

    By voichicoski,
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  16. My wife and I wrote a poem about Jason Alexander. It was a co-stanza

    By Burritofeet,
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  17. it’s not casserole if you used a recipe

    By Regular Hank,
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  18. If your Joel Mchale talks for more than 5 hours consult your doctor about euthanasia.

    By Burritofeet,
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  19. Time's up, Mr. Grundlescrunt. It's Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  20. veni vidi vici - but just veni

    By voichicoski,
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  21. ceci n'est pas une catchphrase, c'est une référence obsolète

    By voichicoski,
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  22. if man is five, and the devil is six, and god is seven, you can add them up and create the most powerful being in the whole universe that is eighteen. but he's currently in a ska phase.

    By voichicoski,
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  23. zoom is the chroma key of podcasts

    By voichicoski,
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  24. Catchphrase

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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  25. Luke, I’m not your father... you were adopted.

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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