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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Faye Wray was fake and King Kong lives in an old folks home next to an all-banana Golden Corral.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  2. The Jagger-bladder has consumed her, Princip; she is as dead to us now.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. You can do anything with Love. Not love the feeling, but R.J. Love who lives down the street. That guy's a miracle worker.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Yes, I drank toilet water and I gotta tell you - not as good as you'd think.

    By JoshuaGaul,
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  5. I like Moore

    By StanSitwell,
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  6. It doesnt matter how you slice it

    By StanSitwell,
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  7. This brisket isn't going to make love to itself, Jeffrey. Get your priorities straight.

    By JoshuaGaul,
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  8. I'd never eat at Denny's if the sex wasn't so good.

    By JoshuaGaul,
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  9. He gave me a run for his money and a brisk walk for his tootsie roll.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. I was on hold with Comcast and they made me host this show while I wait.

    By SamsonCarruth,
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  11. Our first guest will be our last guest. The circle will close. The doors will open. And all the townspeople will dance. They will leave their frie

    By SamsonCarruth,
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  12. Eat it. Eat the whole thing. Take your time but don't lose focus.

    By SamsonCarruth,
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  13. Your name is oil poured forth, therefore the virgins love you.

    By AlexDale,   
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  14. Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome to the first trilingual episode of comedy bang bang

    By AlexDale,   
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  15. when it comes to Liam Neeson, i'm quite Taken with him. my girlfriend is quite Taken 2

    By DanielRiggs,   
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  16. Video killed the radio star, in the study, with the candlestick

    By HipsterNonsense,
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  17. Get off your high horse! Its irresponsible to ride him when he's in an altered state!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. There was a time once when people only cared about one thing: the sex. Now everyone's all about sex AND caring for their stupid families. Lame-Os!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. I've heard of beating a dead horse, but HEATING A BED VIA TAUNTAUN INTESTINES?

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  20. I've heard of the Higgs Boson, but JASON BIGGS AND BRIAN POSEHN?

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  21. I've heard of the God Particle, but POD GARTICLES?

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  22. Don't stop believing it's not butter

    By Plot Twists,
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  23. the gay tortoise always pounds the hare

    By GregoryThomas,   
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  24. Please follow me on twitter, @realDonaldTrump, I feel as though we could really bond over our mutual love of classic french cinema... (cont'd)

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  25. Paul never sleeps. Paul never eats. Paul sees colors dancing around him. I wanna marry Paul. Paul is dead.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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